Taylor Troesh

J. Lee. Just not to one-up you, but my mom named me Trailer Trash, dude.

she had no clue is that what she said on the news no no no that was that was like when i when i was in like elementary school it's like hey mom why didn't you be trailer trash she's like oh i could see how people would see that i was like yeah she didn't she didn't see that coming huh i didn't put those two together until just now i feel like i did but also i feel like it might have been the first thing you ever said to me taylor was that

No rat tail right now. This weekend, I actually had a mustache goatee thing. I was trying to look like somebody that would tie somebody to train tracks. And I successfully did it.

I did a song at a conference and wanted to look like a villain villainous creature I was explaining to someone how I knew you and I was like I met him at a conference he had a hair tie he had a fanny pack full of babies

You'd be surprised. Very small little plastic babies. And you slip them in people's pockets when nobody's looking. Oh.

I was doing the same thing. She just looked like a stone-faced Tamagotchi. Yeah.

Dude, you have the same middle name as Sarah J. Moss. Did you realize that?

I think it was the mythological one. Brook? River? River brook? A rocky enclave of a brook? That sounds... Can't get anything from Stonewall Carroll over there.

What were the other ones? Give me the one word. Reviews.

I am thinking, you know, my heart is telling me. Tell us about your heart. Eggs, dude. We got to go to bed.

She's on her own side.

It was kind of like... Michael Collins knew the truth.

No, I wasn't. I use that word every single day, and it's correct usage, dude.

Oh, oh, a cracked bunyip. Mm-hmm.

Lots of anti-moon sentiment in this area. Oh, yeah.

There's only so much paper. That's the problem.

That's true. Trees. Yeah. That's why they're cutting down the trees, guys.

Well, I think they'd be more like caviar, wouldn't it? I mean, they're tiny. Yeah, but what if they lay like a ton of them? This could be an untapped natural resource. Well, they're a lot harder to catch than chickens. You just have a fist of them after the gym.

How much are hummingbird eggs?

Why don't we talk about Bruno? That's probably universal.