Taylor Troesh

I've heard that there's a difference of eggs in the UK versus the US, and you can just eat raw eggs in the UK, and you can't in the US. I'm not sure. I heard that.

Just to be clear, they weren't actual babies that I had.

Yeah, they're plastic. Oh, fuck. You buy them in bulk. Where do you get those?

No, no, bookstore. I get it from the bookstore. The bookstore? Amazon.

I don't know. Ask Carol. She reads books.

Yeah.

The second one. Good choice.

It's two shots of fireball and LaCroix. Pomplamoose LaCroix.

You should. Something like that, yeah.

Good name. Okay.

Oh gosh.

There's a new doctor in town. She's gone beyond a master's and she's gone all the way to doctorate.

President.

Accidentally used my master's degree today. Just by accident, I was right again. Can't even get it wrong. You try to get it wrong.

Pulled a Carol today.

Always right, Carol J. People are saying. Everyone knows. I wouldn't call her right.

Moving thing. The moving vehicle.

Moving object, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the movie. No, that one's fake, dude. No, that one's fake.

Wait, how close am I to winning?