Tegan

No, it's the ology, the study of flatulence.

And they've done some... Well, look, I don't know if the research is real.

I don't really care.

The charts are... The FART charts are amazing.

Let's look at one, please.

This...

If you have very quickly decoded this chart, I'm very, very impressed.

But basically, for those who haven't and for those who are listening without the benefit of visuals, what you're looking at here is the rate of farts at a dinner party.

And you'll notice that there's a particular peak at the time of the evening where the ladies leave the table.

They looked at the air quality during this time.

So that's a little bit of a data point that you can drop around the dinner table, so to speak.

So part of the question from John, who had such a beautiful voice, was about the microbiome.

So we've talked a bit about what farts are, and I am very intentionally using the Germanic root here.

We're not fancy.

We're among friends.

What about the macrobiome?

What we eat.

Feels like we could take that a step further and have a reason to use some sort of...

I think we would call it the?

Also, more gas is potentially a sign of a healthier diet.