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And then there is Danny who is studying to be a paramedic.

And halfway through this ordeal, Danny just announces loudly to the whole train, I think we should just turn the power on and just fry that guy.

And I'm like, Danny, bro, your shit got dark real fast.

And he just looks at me by way of explanation and says, Lord of the Rings, bro.

And I'm pretty sure he means Lord of the Flies.

But I don't want to be a bitch about it.

I also have not read Lord of the Rings, so maybe there is a famous scene involving a train and a wizard, and I don't want to get into it.

At that moment, we hear this booming voice out of nowhere from the back of the train, like the voice of God.

I am diabetic, claustrophobic, and narcoleptic.

which is like an amazing list of afflictions.

So we turn to see the source of this voice, and it's this tall guy with a heat jersey and sunglasses.

He has enraptured the whole train and then starts to make demands.

I need water, snacks, and freedom.

Holy crap, this guy is Braveheart.

He is the William Wallace of the metro rail system.

You, sir, have our attention.

And bus passes for a month.

Bus passes for a month.

Ladies and gentlemen, who is with me?

We need to stand united for justice.