Teresa Strasser

Let's just actually fill the toilet tank with vodka.

Oh, wait a second.

I'll just put a crazy straw on the end of it.

What a shift.

Yeah.

How about disappointment?

But get a doggy Vicodin bag, right?

I know because I couldn't – first off, I couldn't – I just couldn't stand them tossing or holding back or getting rid of something that I may have paid for especially but also something I might enjoy on a Friday night.

Speaking of the doggy bag, I know this topic has come up before, but speaking of the doggy bag, I went out to Morton's, one of my favorite steakhouses, on Friday night.

couple things.

Did not finish, but I can't stand throwing away chow.

I just can't stand it.

And I always say with the doggy bag thing, everything on the plate.

They do that thing where they go, sir, would you like me to take the rest of that steak?

And I'll go, no, just everything on the plate.

I don't want to seem weird and desperate, but I always want everything because, for instance, you'll do the half potato

And you'll scoop out a lot of the white part.

But I love the little burnt skin part that still has some of the potato and some of the butter in it for like to throw in the microwave or whatever.

And I'll always give the – and there will be three asparagus left in the thing or whatever it is.

And they always – they'll focus.