Teresa Strasser
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They'll work on the top shelf like you want the steak.
And then they'll start breaking it down.
It's a weird shame thing.
They go, well, how about the asparagus?
And you go, just dump it all.
You're trying to avoid as much pain as possible.
Do you want the... And then they'll ask something stupid, like, oh, you want the salad fork, too?
And you're like... The butter nuggets?
So you just do the... Just dump it.
Just dump it all.
Right, right.
Would you like that?
That's on the neighboring table.
How about that?
How about some of the tap water in the glass?
Just dump it all.
Just dump it all in the same fucking thing.
And sure enough, no matter what happens, whenever you get home, you'll do the, where's the rest of my potato?
And then they'll go, I guess they...