Teresa Strasser

Or before somebody realizes you're fraught as a parent or a comedian or whatever it is you're doing.

I agree.

Now, did everyone bring you food?

And were you annoyed by the amount of people that came to visit you?

Because that's what I found.

I was annoyed almost immediately by a lot of the well-wishers who wouldn't leave.

In the hospital.

I didn't have it.

The home was quite a homecoming.

Now, Ozzy wasn't there, but what happened at home was I had been waiting for this day where we had children for quite some time.

Because I had been, up until this point, doing a lot of the pot watering and a lot of the cooking and a lot of the...

cleaning and a lot of what I would call the bullshit work of the house, as well as building the house and making all the money to pay for the house.

And it always pissed me off.

I couldn't stand wearing the apron and wearing the pinstripes at the same time.

Ooh, I like that one.

So I was always I was just resentful that I would have to go fucking water the pots when I got home after doing waking up at five and doing the radio thing.

That's going to have to.

So once we had the kids, I would just say like, you know, she'd be like, you know, Sonny needs his diaper change.

I'd be like, go to it.

And everyone thought I was a dick.