Teresa Strasser

Andrew's got a couple tickets there.

There's the Hollywood Bowl and there's Highland and Hollywood and Highland.

And it's just a total clusterfuck.

all the way up highland so you take a back road yeah and you go down now i was going to kimmel's last sunday and i was going down outpost so it's a fairly steep street and it's go you go down it and of course i'm sure it didn't start this way but now we've evolved there's a stop sign every single intersection it's not really intersections they're just three-way stop signs there's

There's your road, and then there's the road that's a cul-de-sac where there's four houses on it.

It's a glorified driveway.

It's a driveway with like... It's one of those driveways with four mailboxes in front.

I guarantee you, letter writers live there.

Letter writers.

Right.

So they... There's a sign there, and it's a three-way stop sign.

But now, on a Sunday morning, when there's zero traffic... I've been raped on this street before.

And nobody...

No, no.

This is not raped by Johnny Law.

This is raped by one of... You're the maniac, out of control, driving down the street, out of control.

This is being raped by the victim of Johnny Law that is scared shitless to drive sensibly because here we enforce the letter of the law, not the spirit of the law.

And so everyone is shell-shocked.

Yes.

Everyone in Los Angeles drives scared shitless.