Teresa Strasser

Why fucking publicist?

What is it, T?

Why wouldn't, as a publicist, wouldn't that be part of your job to kind of?

You can't talk about this to figure it out.

Right, because the part where they go, you can't bring this up, a fucking day laborer could do that.

I mean, we don't need a fucking publicist to say you can't talk about this.

Yeah, that's not a strategy.

Your job is to come up with, yes, something that works, something that serves both masters and satisfies both parties, doesn't fuck over Letterman, doesn't fuck up your client, and you get to get right to the book.

As a matter of fact, if I was a publicist, I would tell – and by the way, I'd kill myself –

Before I became a publicist, so it would be mathematically impossible to become a publicist.

But I would say to Paul Schaefer, look, everyone, they're all going to bring this up immediately.

Right, they have to.

So the first thing out of your mouth should be diffuse it.

As a matter of fact, when you sit down and go, I know you want to talk Letterman.

I would too, but I can't because the suits and the attorneys told me I couldn't.

Anyway, here's the name of my book.

Right.

And by the way, I'm not gay.

Is his name Pat Smear?

Pat Smear.