Teresa Strasser

Shopping.

shopping that was a good one the good one too is we were like she said like i'll see you in the lobby i said we're like what time's the gig eight o'clock okay so what time should we get there 7 30 no it was a good hour drive before we're going oh yeah no i'm saying so what how far away is it well it's an hour it's an hour all right well pick us up in the lobby at 6 30 yeah

Whatever.

I mean, it was a good hour out of town from where we were.

And we said, we'll see you in the lobby at 630.

And somewhere around 645, she wasn't there yet.

And then when she did show up, she said, oh, sorry, I've been shopping.

People don't even know how to fucking make excuses.

And by the way, ladies, that's why you get paid less.

Because a guy would have said, oh, first, you know what a guy would have done?

He would have ran in a circle until he broke a sweat, and then jumped in and went like, oh, jeez, I just had to change the spare, man.

I had to change the tire.

I got a flat tire.

Sorry, I went 50, 80 minutes late.

We'll make it up on the way.

But no guy, no guy you know would have went, hey, I was shopping.

And by the way, when the guy showed up 20 minutes late and didn't say a word, and I said, hey, buddy, why were you late?

He would have gone shopping.

He would have gone, I was attacked.

We're doing 85 and the thing is like shimmying and swimming.