Teresa Strasser

And she's lost once again.

Cannot find... It's all right.

Couldn't find the venue.

Didn't know.

And by the way, I blame...

I would like to blame her, but it's sort of like blaming the dog when he bites the mailman.

You blame the owner.

I don't know who the idiots who dispatched a world's dumbest chick who has no form of transportation to pick us up from the airport, who doesn't know where the hotel is, although did find out it was by an outlet mall at some point, and then doesn't know how to get from the hotel.

Who's her fucking boss?

You know, I'm going to write a book.

Drew, tell me what you think.

I'm going to write a book, and I'm going to call it, I had no idea adults were going to be so stupid.

When I was a kid, I just thought adults were smart.

I saw all adults.

I thought my dad's friends, well, they were at least like adults.

They get dressed.

put a tie on, they could start the car, they go to work, they do business things, they draft up papers and sign things.

It was very like this guy, every guy in the world's Larry Tate from Bewitched.

They're all capable.

I had no idea as an adult how disappointing it was going to be to run into so many adults that were fucking horrible at their jobs,