Thalia

Yeah. I get to Charleston and I'm not feeling super well. I had just gotten back. The last thing I had eaten was cheese curds from Culver's and I'm lactose intolerant. So I was like, okay, I had a tummy ache. So I go to the sorority thing. I tell everyone, hi, I'm not feeling so good, but I'm here.

I got a belly full of cheese curds. Are you Asian?

I got a belly full of cheese curds. Are you Asian?

I got a belly full of cheese curds. Are you Asian?

People think that all the time. I am just white.

People think that all the time. I am just white.

People think that all the time. I am just white.

I kind of thought it. And then when I heard lactose intolerant, I remember 90% Asians are lactose intolerant. Then it all added up.

I kind of thought it. And then when I heard lactose intolerant, I remember 90% Asians are lactose intolerant. Then it all added up.

I kind of thought it. And then when I heard lactose intolerant, I remember 90% Asians are lactose intolerant. Then it all added up.

I know. Are you astounded that I'm still in business?

I know. Are you astounded that I'm still in business?

I know. Are you astounded that I'm still in business?

Wait, which part? Did she look Asian or that Asians are 90% lactose intolerant?

Wait, which part? Did she look Asian or that Asians are 90% lactose intolerant?

Wait, which part? Did she look Asian or that Asians are 90% lactose intolerant?

We just didn't need to know that.

We just didn't need to know that.

We just didn't need to know that.

Cheese curds.