Theo Baker

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7,363 appearances 31 recordings 5 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 5d ago

Theo Baker’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 31 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 10.

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3 a.m., bro.
He's gone down for breakfast.
They're on the 8 a.m.
kitchen chats whilst the sun comes down for brekkie.
This is how you're meant to be.
You're meant to be thrown in a deep end of life.
I hear that.
Wait, so your parents want some kitchen nitbag shit?
Nah, nah, nah.
damn yeah i'm trying to my my first one i remember being too scared to drink so i just pretended to be drunk oh that was my first motive yeah it's a it's a canon event i feel like yeah it doesn't taste great as well when you first like get on it you're like what the fuck that wkd kind of blew my mind that does but oh my first ever drink was coke and amaretto
born into an unk drink i remember every bar i go to i'll be like i'll get an amaretto and coke thinking you were the bollocks yeah because i carried on for you because i didn't start drinking till late and then when i got to 18 that was my drink i wasn't even thinking it was cool though i just didn't know anything else yeah blue wickets as well were nice but what about a southern comfort lemonade that's a shit i never had that i started off on porn star martinis oh
Just like, I'm not even joking.
So each generation just getting more fucked.
I didn't even know what Kep was in school.
Or probably in college.
So the fact that they're doing it in year 10 and shit.
It cannot be the starter.
Like picking fucking Bulbasaur.
All right, wait till she finds out that you've just told us that she hosts the 10 AM Knit Bags.
She is going to be fuming.
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