Theo Von

Oh, did he? I would hear some crazy stuff, dude. I would hear like he would have a, I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of his. He would send him to like nice restaurants. And if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone. Give it to the girl and be like, hey, you leave this date right now. I'll buy you this and this.

Oh, did he? I would hear some crazy stuff, dude. I would hear like he would have a, I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of his. He would send him to like nice restaurants. And if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone. Give it to the girl and be like, hey, you leave this date right now. I'll buy you this and this.

Oh, did he? I would hear some crazy stuff, dude. I would hear like he would have a, I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of his. He would send him to like nice restaurants. And if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone. Give it to the girl and be like, hey, you leave this date right now. I'll buy you this and this.

You get out of here. Meet me at the or maybe not even sometimes meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place. So because it was like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes. That's I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess. But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff. you know? Um, but that's kind of a crazy thing.

You get out of here. Meet me at the or maybe not even sometimes meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place. So because it was like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes. That's I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess. But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff. you know? Um, but that's kind of a crazy thing.

You get out of here. Meet me at the or maybe not even sometimes meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place. So because it was like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes. That's I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess. But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff. you know? Um, but that's kind of a crazy thing.

Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough guy. Yeah. Walks up and says, Hey, you're, you have a call. And then it's diddy. Yeah. It's diddy. Right. And he's abusing somebody in the background, but it takes a break from that allegedly abusing somebody.

Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough guy. Yeah. Walks up and says, Hey, you're, you have a call. And then it's diddy. Yeah. It's diddy. Right. And he's abusing somebody in the background, but it takes a break from that allegedly abusing somebody.

Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough guy. Yeah. Walks up and says, Hey, you're, you have a call. And then it's diddy. Yeah. It's diddy. Right. And he's abusing somebody in the background, but it takes a break from that allegedly abusing somebody.

Um, and then, yeah, he's like, Hey, if you leave and then the guy's trying to escape his room, guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever. And he's like, shake your tail feather. And he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever. But he's like, hey, okay.

Um, and then, yeah, he's like, Hey, if you leave and then the guy's trying to escape his room, guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever. And he's like, shake your tail feather. And he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever. But he's like, hey, okay.

Um, and then, yeah, he's like, Hey, if you leave and then the guy's trying to escape his room, guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever. And he's like, shake your tail feather. And he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever. But he's like, hey, okay.

This happened to you, didn't it?

This happened to you, didn't it?

This happened to you, didn't it?

But he's just like, hey, if you, I'm going to get you a couple Birkin bags if you leave right now. Dude, I would leave, man.

But he's just like, hey, if you, I'm going to get you a couple Birkin bags if you leave right now. Dude, I would leave, man.

But he's just like, hey, if you, I'm going to get you a couple Birkin bags if you leave right now. Dude, I would leave, man.

Bring the check first. Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't even really want to fucking be here. I could make a smoothie at home. Yeah, get your rocks off. Just pay that check. Yeah, pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Are you a good tipper? I am. You are? I think I am. I like doing it. I feel good about it. You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money.

Bring the check first. Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't even really want to fucking be here. I could make a smoothie at home. Yeah, get your rocks off. Just pay that check. Yeah, pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Are you a good tipper? I am. You are? I think I am. I like doing it. I feel good about it. You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money.