Theo Von

Living in Vegas still at that time.

I think so.

I think so.

I think so.

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Oh, that's fair. Yeah. God. Yeah, and I worked in zoning for a little bit, so sorry. That should have made sense. Dude, that's awesome, man. Thank you very much. Yeah, we have a nice little collection of some neat stuff that people have given us. Good. Well, now you've got a badge. Yeah. That's very thoughtful of you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yeah, and thank you for your service, too. Right on.

Oh, that's fair. Yeah. God. Yeah, and I worked in zoning for a little bit, so sorry. That should have made sense. Dude, that's awesome, man. Thank you very much. Yeah, we have a nice little collection of some neat stuff that people have given us. Good. Well, now you've got a badge. Yeah. That's very thoughtful of you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yeah, and thank you for your service, too. Right on.

Oh, that's fair. Yeah. God. Yeah, and I worked in zoning for a little bit, so sorry. That should have made sense. Dude, that's awesome, man. Thank you very much. Yeah, we have a nice little collection of some neat stuff that people have given us. Good. Well, now you've got a badge. Yeah. That's very thoughtful of you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yeah, and thank you for your service, too. Right on.

Dude, I'll tell you a story. So one time I'm at the University of Tennessee football game. And some guy, and he was like a drunk guy, and he was like, you know, and he just kept making sounds like that and just like... He could breathe, but he wasn't great at it, you know? He put on some weight or whatever. And he was a sheriff or something, you know?

Dude, I'll tell you a story. So one time I'm at the University of Tennessee football game. And some guy, and he was like a drunk guy, and he was like, you know, and he just kept making sounds like that and just like... He could breathe, but he wasn't great at it, you know? He put on some weight or whatever. And he was a sheriff or something, you know?

Dude, I'll tell you a story. So one time I'm at the University of Tennessee football game. And some guy, and he was like a drunk guy, and he was like, you know, and he just kept making sounds like that and just like... He could breathe, but he wasn't great at it, you know? He put on some weight or whatever. And he was a sheriff or something, you know?

And I was like, I need to get downstairs and use the restroom. He's like, oh, well, if anybody gives you any problems, just show them this. He gave me his sheriff's badge, right? In a little fan foot. It comes in like a little wallet. So I'm downstairs, dude, right? Things start kind of like people start getting weird down there. Like there's some stuff kind of popping off in a tunnel.

And I was like, I need to get downstairs and use the restroom. He's like, oh, well, if anybody gives you any problems, just show them this. He gave me his sheriff's badge, right? In a little fan foot. It comes in like a little wallet. So I'm downstairs, dude, right? Things start kind of like people start getting weird down there. Like there's some stuff kind of popping off in a tunnel.

And I was like, I need to get downstairs and use the restroom. He's like, oh, well, if anybody gives you any problems, just show them this. He gave me his sheriff's badge, right? In a little fan foot. It comes in like a little wallet. So I'm downstairs, dude, right? Things start kind of like people start getting weird down there. Like there's some stuff kind of popping off in a tunnel.

And so I pull this thing out, dude, and I show it up in the air, right? And now there's other police officers come up. And they're looking at each other and they're looking at me. Right. And how old were you? Oh, this is probably eight months ago. And then. Yeah. And then the lady pushed me up against the wall for having a fake identification, being a fake police officer.

And so I pull this thing out, dude, and I show it up in the air, right? And now there's other police officers come up. And they're looking at each other and they're looking at me. Right. And how old were you? Oh, this is probably eight months ago. And then. Yeah. And then the lady pushed me up against the wall for having a fake identification, being a fake police officer.

And so I pull this thing out, dude, and I show it up in the air, right? And now there's other police officers come up. And they're looking at each other and they're looking at me. Right. And how old were you? Oh, this is probably eight months ago. And then. Yeah. And then the lady pushed me up against the wall for having a fake identification, being a fake police officer.

But they didn't know they recognize you. She did. She didn't want any bullshit. I guess she recognized I was not. not an officiant of the law.