#662 - Matt Rife

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 1h 52m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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Theo Von 0:00
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Theo Von 0:53
He's pretty much the Tim Burton of Rhode Island. I think that's safe to say. He's got a new show coming out later this year on Netflix called The Altruists. Um, we're thankful to have him as his first time being here. And, um, he's had quite a journey, uh, and we're just, we're excited. Uh, today's guest is Mr. Matt Reif.
Theo Von 1:33
How we doing here?
Matt Rife 1:35
Looking good, dude.
Theo Von 1:35
Looking all right? Yeah. I just want to make sure I look fucking BLM adjacent. You what? I just want to make sure that I look... BLM adjacent? Yeah, I want to look BLM adjacent. Like you wouldn't protest yourself if you'd help make the signs? I just want them to know that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'll pull up, you know what I'm saying? 100%. But I'm not getting crazy out there. No, no.
Matt Rife 1:58
I'll hit the barbecue, but I'm not hitting the march, you know?
Theo Von 2:01
Yeah, dude.
Matt Rife 2:02
It's got to be a line.
Theo Von 2:03
Yeah, because the BLM march also, I think it just got too... I don't know.
Matt Rife 2:09
It came at a good time in my life. I had just gotten a whoop bracelet, so I was all about my steps at that time. Oh, for the BLM marches? Yeah, I was kind of right on time.
Theo Von 2:15
Oh, that's a great point, dude. People don't think about... Dude, I wouldn't be surprised, and this is a conspiracy theory. A lot of those... Were BLM marches and probably the – I don't know if also maybe the George Floyd protests.

How does Matt Rife's background influence his comedy?

Theo Von 2:31
That was all kind of the same thing, I think. I think so. But were the BLM marches and stuff, was all that part of just big propaganda for the woot bracelet and some of those companies?
Matt Rife 2:39
Is that a real conspiracy? People would think it was just for the fitness aspect?
Theo Von 2:43
I don't know. Let's look that up on Perplexity if you can, dude. What are they saying? Is there – because all I'm saying is that's smart – That's smart. Do we put out this thing? People need their steps. How do we get them outdoors? It's a black bracelet.
Unknown 2:57
I'm just saying.
Matt Rife 2:57
The bracelet could have been any color. Hey, you said it. I was way too early in the pod for that. I mean, bro, this pod's been through a lot. I know, man. I'm so happy we finally make it happen.
Theo Von 3:06
I think we'll be fine, dude. Me too, man. Good to see you.
Matt Rife 3:09
Good to see you too, man.
Theo Von 3:11
Wow. I forget, dude. No, there's no credible evidence that the BLM marches were a conspiracy to sell whoops. What? Which is a little slangish, I feel like, for perplexity. Or that the protests themselves were pre-planned as a fake operation. Huh. What is true is that the 2020 protests happened in response to the George Floyd killing, and like many large demonstrations, that included a mix of peaceful marches and some incidents of violence, looting, and misinformation.
Matt Rife 3:37
I got to tell you, man, you're very good at reading out loud. You think? Your cold read skills are incredible. Really? Oh, yeah. I was stumbling over those words, not even saying it out loud. Yeah. That was very impressive.
Theo Von 3:47
I'm just glad to know that you don't have every skill, dude, because when you like, because you were like, dude, you kind of, you made things difficult on a lot of us, bro, when you were like the good looking comedian, dude. First of all, were hurt a lot. That was the meanest part of the sentence.
Yeah.
Theo Von 4:04
Fuck, sorry. You changed a lot, bro, when you became... You just changed the whole world. It was like... Cause comedian was a safe place for like kind of regular looking dudes who didn't have that thing, bro.

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