Thomas LaMountain
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She was like, hell yeah, brother.
You look like Mar from Home Alone.
And a sexy Napoleon Dynamite.
Trying to go back to my hotel room and watch YouTube.
And I was fucking jazzed because I knew exactly what to throw on.
Eddie Guerrero versus Rey Mysterio, Halloween Havoc 97.
I was a little nervous because I don't have the lover's touch, because sometimes I bet animals too hard.
But we got it cracking, dawg.
It's so much clapping and screaming during that hotel room session, people thought we were watching a black high school graduation.
But that night, I gave her a TPI.
A traumatic pussy injury, because I beat that thing up.
I almost had to break out retard strings.
Don't fuck with my homies.
Life's been great, Tony.
I just did my first sold-out headlining set a couple weeks ago.