Tig Notaro

You know, it like it just highlights every truth to my face.

Yeah.

When they told me I had to do a life cast, which is what that's called.

I misunderstood everything.

And I thought they were saying it only needed to be the back of my head.

And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth, I got completely...

Oh my God.

Yes.

And I had to wave to stop.

There were no straws, but like I just, they allowed me to have one eye without the clay and I just shut my eye, but I was like, no can do.

Oh my God.

No can do.

How long did it take again?

Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second covered in that was terrifying.

Are you claustrophobic?

And how does that fix anything?

cool okay so when i've told you about my prank where i go out into the back patio of somebody's house and i say just so everybody knows i'm going to bed in 10 minutes you don't like that no that's like whatever okay it's more of your prank where you like tie in everyone's shoes together at the table oh okay you wouldn't like that

Oh, I'm not into that stuff.

Don't you go freezing my honey love.

See, like, I'm not into that.