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Handsome

Kyle Mooney asks about clothes you miss

02 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.853 - 6.12 Unknown (Headgum Intro)

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

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6.14 - 22.647 Tig Notaro

Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I brought my surfboard to my surfing lesson? Hang zero, man. Now I have to borrow a board from my instructor, which is just gnarly, bro.

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22.694 - 36.451 Mae Martin

Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

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36.991 - 59.463 Tig Notaro

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59.944 - 70.605 Tig Notaro

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70.585 - 84.563 Mae Martin

I've been using Home Aglow for a few months now, and it's opened up so much space and time in my schedule. My cleaner is amazingly responsible and attentive. They make my place look better than it's ever looked before. Plus, 100% of cleaning fees and tips go directly to them, which makes me feel good.

85.144 - 90.49 Mae Martin

I signed up for Home Aglow's Forever Clean membership, which lets me save $30 an hour on all my cleaning.

90.571 - 101.524 Tig Notaro

Take home cleaning off your plate this spring by using Home Aglow. Head to homaglow.com slash handsome spring to get your first three hours of cleaning for only $19.

102.525 - 121.348 Unknown (Headgum Intro)

That's H-O-M-E-A-G-L-O-W dot com slash handsome spring.

Chapter 2: How does Fortune Feimster feel about day drinking?

425.3 - 429.707 Mae Martin

And again, this is not an ad. We're not sponsored by de-puffer, but she loves it.

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430.468 - 431.75 Tig Notaro

Oh, I thought it was an ad for your mother.

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431.77 - 465.466 Mae Martin

Yeah, this is not an ad for my mom. I spent Mother's Day with my mom. good as you should have wait isn't it still coming up this coming out of this recording wait but i love that you you volunteered it so we're gonna be like well how was it what happened i don't know yet i bet it went well i bet it went well yeah but it was a beautiful time Oh, nothing. I'm here. I'm in my little office.

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465.607 - 484.829 Mae Martin

And last time we were together, I had forgotten to bring the thing I wanted to show you guys that a fan gave me. Yeah. I hope you're as delighted by these as I am, but I'll just one by one reveal. Okay. And I don't know who made these. I'm so sorry, but someone really smart. Okay. This is me as a bird.

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Okay.

485.39 - 514.002 Mae Martin

okay so this is so great it's so good it's so funny oh good okay your puffy chest this is tig as a bird and tig has a little bottle with it says dyke dust oh like the what is Tig's hair looks very Elvis-y. These are us as birds that a fan has made. Birds in suits. And then I've saved the best to last. Oh, no.

514.023 - 517.228 Fortune Feimster

I'm so scared. I just love. Oh, no.

517.248 - 518.55 Mae Martin

What's this bird going to be?

518.771 - 525.351 Fortune Feimster

Oh, no. I love the hair.

Chapter 3: What piece of clothing does Kyle Mooney miss the most?

549.234 - 551.937 Mae Martin

No, I don't think there's a bird. Maybe this person makes birds.

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551.957 - 552.437 Tig Notaro

This person makes birds.

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552.417 - 554.7 Mae Martin

Baby specializes in birds. Yeah.

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555.08 - 555.982 Unknown (Headgum Intro)

Oh, okay.

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556.002 - 557.283 Mae Martin

We're birds.

557.444 - 558.265 Unknown (Headgum Intro)

Handsome birds.

Chapter 4: What hilarious moments do the hosts share about their past clothing?

558.425 - 565.474 Mae Martin

This hair is like Shirley Temple. It's like a little baby. The curls are curling.

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565.554 - 569.279 Tig Notaro

Are those snuggly? Those little... Yeah, are you going to sleep with them?

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570.32 - 578.391 Mae Martin

Well, I'll sleep with them for sure. Obviously, I have been. All three of them. The wings are very soft, but no, the bodies are...

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578.371 - 581.576 Tig Notaro

Tight and hard.

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581.596 - 589.267 Fortune Feimster

I ran into somebody that was like, I heard the podcast y'all did about not like where you said you didn't like caricatures that are drawn of you.

589.308 - 599.483 Mae Martin

And, um, and then gave me one and I was like, well, this is not better. So they were being like, look, they can be good.

599.503 - 605.492 Fortune Feimster

I got, I have one of you that you're going to like. And it was, I looked insane. Um,

605.472 - 608.336 Tig Notaro

Well, and that person just found out.

609.298 - 615.648 Fortune Feimster

Listen, they're good at caricatures. I just don't look good as a caricature. I look crazy.

Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to discussing favorite childhood outfits?

781.343 - 782.506 Fortune Feimster

Should I depop some more?

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782.906 - 811.627 Tig Notaro

I know something that will... You have a secret? Girl, spill. Well, I can't tell you. I can't sit... This can't be on the podcast. Please talk about something that we can't record. No, I'm going to be... This is... Wild. No, no, I just can't say what this is for, but I can show you the most disturbing manly looking image of me that you'll ever see in your life.

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811.827 - 819.703 Tig Notaro

I had, you know, a life cast where they have to like, yes, you know, just like they have to make something happen.

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819.683 - 846.805 Tig Notaro

for me okay yeah yeah so you don't want to say what it's for but yeah it hasn't it hasn't been announced yet okay you're filming so you're filming something that hasn't been announced exactly okay but this is so disgusting and it's not it's actual it's actually my face on a computer scanned uh-huh

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848.607 - 855.584 Mae Martin

Oh, wow. My God. That is crazy. Holy shit.

856.045 - 856.426 Tig Notaro

Yes.

856.627 - 861.519 Fortune Feimster

It kind of looks like that guy, the British guy that Taylor Swift dated for a minute.

862.241 - 867.648 Mae Martin

Tom somebody. Oh, who plays Loki? Yeah, what's his name?

Chapter 6: What are the memorable fashion phases discussed by the hosts?

868.429 - 870.852 Mae Martin

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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871.573 - 874.857 Fortune Feimster

Pull up a picture of him. Tell me that's not... I don't see it.

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875.077 - 886.512 Mae Martin

You don't? No, I'm seeing like maybe an ancient Roman emperor who had a... Tom Hiddleston. You think Tom Hiddleston? Can we see it again? Of course. I'm happy to show this off.

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886.981 - 896.896 Tig Notaro

Show it. Actually. I feel like people tell me I look like him. Come on. Bring it up. I feel like I've been tagged. Twins. Look at that.

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896.936 - 903.586 Mae Martin

That's crazy. And if you're just listening to this, Tig's showing us it's like a bald.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to Kyle's favorite t-shirt story?

903.987 - 914.423 Mae Martin

This is the same. A bald blue thing of her face. It looks really. Yeah. How are you feeling looking at that? I feel like I'm very good at this.

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914.403 - 949.472 Tig Notaro

I I think it's real and it's honest. And it also makes me think like, OK, I am a gay person and I present in a more, you know, leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way? You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, there's something going on. Because...

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949.452 - 964.508 Mae Martin

Yes, go ahead. Because people say there's such a thing as gay face, right? Like, I kind of know what they mean. Like, there's like a strong gay face. She's day drunk.

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964.488 - 984.387 Unknown (Headgum Intro)

now but i have a gay face but you're day drunk is this a gay face if you're day drunk but am i gay in my face you are drunk in your day i'm not drunk

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988.113 - 991.476 Mae Martin

Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance.

Chapter 8: What nostalgic memories are triggered by clothing items?

992.036 - 1002.085 Mae Martin

Not checking in with the group before I book a horror-themed escape room? Yikes. My friend has not stopped clinging to my leg since that clown popped out of the closet and is making it very hard to solve this puzzle.

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1002.325 - 1018.86 Tig Notaro

Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates. Northbrook, Illinois.

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1019.241 - 1042.825 Fortune Feimster

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1042.805 - 1058.248 Fortune Feimster

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1060.692 - 1079.618 Mae Martin

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1079.898 - 1084.725 Mae Martin

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1084.705 - 1103.541 Tig Notaro

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1127.095 - 1130.971 Tig Notaro

Okay, but yeah, I think I have resting gay face.

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