Pretty Little Episode #109

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What is the opening banter and premise of this Pretty Little Episode?

Tig Notaro 0:02
This is a headgum podcast. Checking on State First could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking whether I've got a pen and paper when I'm out in the world? Darn it. I got inspired to write down some lyrics to a new song I'm working on, but now I can't remember what I was rhyming with the word handsome.
Fortune Feemster 0:20
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Mae Martin 0:38
Handsome, Chime the friends on the handsome part, Chime the friends on the handsome part. Pretty little episode. Welcome to the handsome pod. If you're feeling pretty, if you're feeling little, this is the place for you. It's our pretty little episode. I'm Mae Martin, and that voice was Fortune Feemster. Hello what's going on? Hey Bud. Hey Bud. I just ran and put on my tinted sunscreen so that I looked a little more presentable from above. Yeah. I love it. You look amazing. Oh man.
Tig Notaro 1:19
The morning you know, I'm not good in the morn. I know, it's not your favorite time, but uh It is ten twenty AM so I need to Yeah, I know it's not like eight AM. Yeah. Yeah. I j I just flew into North Carolina. Oh, you did? Okay. Late last night. So I'm with ginge. Oh you're with ging, of course you are, yeah, yeah. Say hi. Say hi, mom. Yeah, that's you. You're my mom. Say hi.
Olivia Maher 1:45
Hi.
Tig Notaro 1:46
Hi, Jinj. Can you hear that? Oh no. Anyway, moving on. She doesn't always say things on cue. You can't predict the timing, but yeah. Um we're about to go on a little road trip, she and I. Oh, we where are you going? I have shows this weekend, um in Greenville and Wilmington, so she is going to be road tripping with me.
Mae Martin 2:11
Oh, nice.
Tig Notaro 2:12
Are
Mae Martin 2:12
you
Tig Notaro 2:12
driving? I will be driving. She has a laundry list of places she wants to go to to buy food to put in her freezer. Oh great.
Mae Martin 2:21
And is she a good um passenger? Like does she get nervous about your driving or is she No,
Tig Notaro 2:27
she
Mae Martin 2:28
does not get
Tig Notaro 2:28
nervous about my driving. She's usually feels pretty comfortable. She's not our family we're not um car sick people.
Yeah.
Mae Martin 2:38
Or anxious. Yeah, that's good. Mine's the opposite.
Tig Notaro 2:42
She usually just chats or looks at things on her phone. That's
Mae Martin 2:46
nice. Um if you're in a car with my family, it's it's my mom every time there's a bump or any kind of movement, she goes like that and really rips the car and then you got my brother in the backseat going, Oh, I feel sick. I feel nauseous. Oh my gosh. Yes. And my dad going, I can't see the road or
Tig Notaro 3:05
it's
Mae Martin 3:05
really it's

How do Mae and Fortune describe their upcoming road‑trip to Greenville and Wilmington?

Mae Martin 3:07
Explosive.
Tig Notaro 3:08
And you're not probably the most confident of drivers yet.
Mae Martin 3:11
No, and and if I f feel like I'm being scrutinized, then I'm I'm worse. It's worse, yeah. 'Cause there are moments when I'm by myself I think I'm ace in this.
Tig Notaro 3:22
I feel like you're just gonna keep getting better though. It's like anything. Thanks. I think I'm a natural, but yeah. I happen to be from the south. where you learn to drive at twelve years old in the cemetery.
Mae Martin 3:35
Yeah. Yeah. I think I went in the cemetery with my mom and when I was about eleven or twelve and but I hit a I just nicked a gravestone.
Tig Notaro 3:46
You're just always snicking something. Snicking something, yeah. So did ginger teach you to drive? No, my grandmother did. But oh but also my grandmother didn't do it Willingly, I we would go down to the cemetery, she would be tending 'cause old old Southern ladies would tend to plots, you know, like so nice. Plant flowers and it was sacred to them. So while she was doing that I'd help a little bit and then I would get in her car and just start driving. Just book it. I just and so she didn't cause a fuss or anything, but it wasn't like she was in the car with me going Right. Right. And can you imagine in this day and age a twelve year old just hitting the glass? Yeah.
Mae Martin 4:34
No, that's crazy.
Tig Notaro 4:35
But it was a different time and none of my none of my family condoned it. I was doing it um On my own. Yeah. You were just On instinct. I just loved
Mae Martin 4:48
being behind a wheel. Yeah. Yeah. Do you and what's the longest road trip you've been on?
Tig Notaro 4:54
Um, I've driven across the the United States.

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