Tig Notaro

This is where the story kicks in.

So I called the road manager and I said, Johnny's friend, could I get tickets to the show? And he said, yes. And then at the end of the conversation, he says, now I don't feel comfortable calling you this, but I guess I'll see you tonight, pig. And I said, oh, I said, I actually don't feel comfortable calling you or with you calling me pig either. I said, my name is actually Tig.

So I called the road manager and I said, Johnny's friend, could I get tickets to the show? And he said, yes. And then at the end of the conversation, he says, now I don't feel comfortable calling you this, but I guess I'll see you tonight, pig. And I said, oh, I said, I actually don't feel comfortable calling you or with you calling me pig either. I said, my name is actually Tig.

So I called the road manager and I said, Johnny's friend, could I get tickets to the show? And he said, yes. And then at the end of the conversation, he says, now I don't feel comfortable calling you this, but I guess I'll see you tonight, pig. And I said, oh, I said, I actually don't feel comfortable calling you or with you calling me pig either. I said, my name is actually Tig.

And he said, yeah, that's what I said, pig. And I said, no, it's Tig with a T. And he said, tit? And then I just said, yeah, that's right. It's pig tit. I'll see you tonight. Okay. So, anyway, that was my first story.

And he said, yeah, that's what I said, pig. And I said, no, it's Tig with a T. And he said, tit? And then I just said, yeah, that's right. It's pig tit. I'll see you tonight. Okay. So, anyway, that was my first story.

And he said, yeah, that's what I said, pig. And I said, no, it's Tig with a T. And he said, tit? And then I just said, yeah, that's right. It's pig tit. I'll see you tonight. Okay. So, anyway, that was my first story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We can do it. Are we still rolling? We can do it a few different ways and then just see which.

We can do it. Are we still rolling? We can do it a few different ways and then just see which.

We can do it. Are we still rolling? We can do it a few different ways and then just see which.

He loves me.

He loves me.

He loves me.

I don't even, I've known you for 75,000 years. I don't even know your real name. Can we say it?

I don't even, I've known you for 75,000 years. I don't even know your real name. Can we say it?

I don't even, I've known you for 75,000 years. I don't even know your real name. Can we say it?

I don't even know if you'd pronounce it correctly. I know what you think it is.