Tig Notaro

When she was looking for potential critters running around, all she found were wooden toys and a box labeled yearbooks.

She decided to take an old trip down memory lane and look at the yearbooks.

However, when she opened the first one, she was shocked to her core.

there was a full-page picture of her mother with, quote-unquote, most likely to be late printed across the page.

This was particularly shocking to Berta because her mother is the Miss Manners, a.k.a.

Judith Martin, a.k.a.

the reason your elbows do not touch the dinner table.

In the yearbook for the next year, her mom was, quote unquote, most likely to flip off the teacher.

And there was a huge picture of her double birds out on a motorcycle.

Berta brought the yearbook downstairs to her mother and Miss Manners just said, yeah, I was awesome then.

Now please set the table for dinner.

I think you accidentally played Miss Manners.

Did you shush someone?

I like to go into libraries just to shush everybody.

I just like to just be like, shh, shh, shh.

Even if nobody's saying anything.

I just love to shush in a library.

Wait, what are we talking about?

Oh, okay, thank you.

No.