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And then the kid takes two bites of the pizza and goes back to the pool.

And she's secretly relieved because now she has four nuggets and 80% of a slice of pizza at the public pool.

And the kids go back and play in the pool and she goes, fine, well, whatever, we'll eat later.

And she quickly and quietly eats the nuggets and the pizza and she puts them in the garbage and she sits down and her friend texts her and goes, listen, the Swalwell thing's breaking right now.

Drugging, choking, raping.

We're back.

And Katie Porter, with pizza still lodged in her throat and sauce on her fingers, looks at her iPhone, and she lives another day.

The gleam in her eyes could light a thousand torches through the woods.

It's time for women, and even more than that, it's time for moms.

Bye-bye.

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We hope you are well out there.

Donald Trump, our president, is embroiled in a feud with many of his closest supporters.

And I think he should change the subject.

I am in the minority here.

But let me come out and defend Trump right now.

Can I defend him?

Let me defend him.

I don't care if he staged the assassination attempt at Butler.

I don't care.