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The Tim Dillon Show

491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission

11 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 23.608 Tim Dillon

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We hope you are well out there. Donald Trump, our president, is embroiled in a feud with many of his closest supporters. And I think he should change the subject. I am in the minority here.

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Chapter 2: What happened during the Butler assassination attempt involving Donald Trump?

23.96 - 61.846 Tim Dillon

But let me come out and defend Trump right now. Can I defend him? Let me defend him. I don't care if he staged the assassination attempt at Butler. I don't care. I don't care, and I think he should admit it. I think he should admit it. I should change the subject. Stop talking about Iran. Just admit you staged it in Butler. It was the heat of the campaign. People do crazy things in campaigns.

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I think, I'm speaking just for myself, I will not think less of you if you admit to staging and faking The assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania. I will be impressed by the level of coordination. Explain to us how you did it. Kind of like those David Copperfield behind that. And I know that David Copperfield had some Epstein links. Folks, that's neither here nor there.

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I'm trying to explain the way a magician will show you how they do their trick. I think Donald Trump should do a one-hour special on Barry Weiss's CBS News. This is a great idea with Barry, members of the Mossad, and Trump to discuss how they fabricated and staged the assassination attempt. Now, of course, a real person died, and that's terrible. R.I.P.,

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130.07 - 161.941 Tim Dillon

And they should say that in high stakes, things like this, stuff like that happens. Imagine a town hall where Barry Weiss interviews Donald Trump about staging the assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania. It would be an amazing, because it's a fascinating topic. Whichever way you stand, however you come down on it. Some people are going to go, well, it was wrong that he did that.

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And some people like myself are going to be more interested in the how. How did you do it? It's fascinating. Joe Kent, who's, you know, he resigned from the intelligence, national intelligence, I don't even know anymore what these things are called. Tulsi Gabbard is the head of it, the director of national intelligence, the DNI. And Joe Kent was, I guess, her deputy director, and he resigned.

194.047 - 225.096 Tim Dillon

And he's kind of alluded to the fact that maybe, like, Maybe the assassination was like not something that we... We don't know the full story. So maybe it was staged. Maybe it was faked. Maybe it was some kind of message to him, although I don't understand that because it almost... I mean, I don't get it. I don't get how close you would come. The ear, the top of the ear...

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But I think maybe it was staged. And I think now is the time to just come out and say, some people are going to be upset by this, but we staged the assassination attempt in Butler to show people how important it is and how important it was To vote for me and how far I was willing to go for them. Sure, some people will be upset if he admits it. I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them.

263.201 - 301.728 Tim Dillon

I stand by Trump if he comes out and says, I fake this. I stand by him. I don't mind that. I don't mind the pageantry of that. The skill, the technique. I don't mind that. It actually, it's a little endearing that he'd be willing because there's not no danger in a fake assassination attempt, right? Right? There's some danger. If you do a stunt in a movie, people die all the time, right?

303.31 - 337.769 Tim Dillon

So there is still danger, right? And if he said, I staged it and we faked it, but they explained to me before we did it, he wasn't present yet, but they said, Donald, you could die doing this staged assassination. We don't think it'll happen, but it is difficult. And we don't know what's going to happen. I think... this would be fascinating for the country.

Chapter 3: Why did Israel bomb Beirut 100 times in 10 minutes?

2752.93 - 2760.365 Melania Trump

Since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City and Palm Beach.

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2760.866 - 2792.728 Tim Dillon

Okay, stop it for a minute. Here's what she's telling you. We're rich. We're rich and here she has a point. Let's talk about her point. She's saying I'm, I'm wealthy and I'm attractive. Many of you aren't either one of those things. So the parties you get invited to are like your sister's fucking, you know, retirement party where your fat sister has stopped teaching biology and

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at the high school. So there's a retirement party for your sister and they rent it out the back of an Italian restaurant and you get invited to that. And you know who's not there? Epstein or anybody. And she's explaining to you, like, this is the way the world works.

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Like, you live in a place I've never heard of and you go to your sister's retirement party and the teachers get up and they make a couple of jokes about... Your sister as a teacher and how she was a real hard ass. And the kids were like, don't fuck with Miss Miller or whatever. And those are the parties that you go to. But we live in Manhattan. I'm attractive. My husband's a billionaire.

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We go out in New York City. So it's common in New York City to bump into people. And you don't understand it because you're an animal. And she goes, I have a documentary about this called Melania where they talk about my life and I fly in private planes. You go to an airport and you eat a fucking Annie's pretzel and you sit there and you're told your flight was delayed.

2858.969 - 2885.258 Tim Dillon

But I get on a G5 at Teterboro, which is an airport you've never heard of. And I fly and I land in Palm Beach and I go to the country club that my husband owns and I live there. And occasionally we bump into war criminals, human traffickers, you know, people that are involved in overthrowing governments. This is who we go to dinner with. You don't.

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So let's give her the benefit of the doubt here a little bit. I don't know her relationship with Epstein. I'm just saying her point that she's living in an entirely different world than you is true. That's true. And I like that she doesn't shy away from that. She goes, this is the way it is. Everybody wants to know how it is. This is how it is. And she goes, I'm not like you.

2916.479 - 2934.582 Tim Dillon

I don't need to jab myself with Ozempic before I go to fucking CeCe's pizza buffet so I can only eat one slice, you monster. I live in Manhattan and Palm Beach with my husband and we get invited to parties. Keep going, Melania Trump.

2936.244 - 2964.208 Melania Trump

To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein. or his accomplice Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence. My polite reply to her email doesn't amount to anything more than a travel note.

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