Tim Dillon

And at the end of the plank, they get to say something.

They get to say something like, hi, this sucks.

I feel really scared.

I don't know what comes after this.

The government just said there was no God and aliens created all of us.

That's the last thing I read in my bunk before I was made to walk the plank.

because this boat has a hantavirus outbreak.

That was kind of disturbing that that's the last thing I read, but I shouldn't have gone on Facebook.

That was my fault.

I went on Meta.

I went on Facebook.

There was an article that there was no God.

We're all created by aliens.

So I guess this is literally the last thing I'll ever do.

But I completely understand and agree with our government's decision to make everyone on this ship walk the plank instead of posing an unnecessary risk before the summer months where we hope we see a little spike in spending and the economy repair itself by people buying Martin's potato rolls, burgers, dogs, etc.

You know how it is.

A couple of vacations.

Anyway, let's watch his statement.

By the way, this seems insensitive.

It's actually not.