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Tim Dillon

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The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

And a lot of these things were, some of them were artistic, some of them were cool, a lot of them weren't.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

So the metaverse was an outgrowth of this idea is that, well, you know, we're all eventually just going to inhabit this reality.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

And we're going to inhabit this reality because there's a pandemic and the world is gross and it's dangerous and there's riots and there's crime, but not in the metaverse.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

In the metaverse, it's all good, right?

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

So let's watch a little bit of this thing here.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

But again, the metaverse was doomed.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

And maybe in 10 years or sooner, we're all living in the metaverse.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

But it never caught on.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

It just never happened.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

But here's a little something on that.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

This freak... This freak... He disturbs me on such a guttural level...

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

And he makes my skin crawl.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

And no offense, you know me, I don't try to be offensive on the show.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

There's something about him.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

Bezos, at least I kind of get, because he's a real psychopath.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

He's on a big yacht.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

Him and his wife bought the Met Gala, which a bunch of my comedian friends that tweet all day about how...

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

You know, white men suck, seem to throw those morals away when it's time to go to the Met Gala that's now owned by a true lunatic, Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

He's a genuine Bond supervillain.

The Tim Dillon Show
495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

But there's something about Bezos I kind of, I don't know if I would say I like it, but there's something honest about Bezos.