Tim Kurkjian

Did you guys know that? Of course we did. Male cows are bulls.

I was just thinking about Jeff Van Gundy, too. God, he's so funny. Queen of hearts. Jeff Van Gundy. What was the first one I ever heard? Jeff Van Gundy looks like the queen of hearts. The medical examiner who does an autopsy while eating a ham sandwich. He remembers.

I was just thinking about Jeff Van Gundy, too. God, he's so funny. Queen of hearts. Jeff Van Gundy. What was the first one I ever heard? Jeff Van Gundy looks like the queen of hearts. The medical examiner who does an autopsy while eating a ham sandwich. He remembers.

Yes. Yes. A Secret Service agent. I walked by him at the White House. This was years ago. He didn't say hello. He just acknowledged my presence and said, Andy Reid looks like and kind of had an ellipsis after that. And then I walked away and he said, don't mind if I do. That was the Secret Service agent. Agent! Fellas, I'm not making this up.

Yes. Yes. A Secret Service agent. I walked by him at the White House. This was years ago. He didn't say hello. He just acknowledged my presence and said, Andy Reid looks like and kind of had an ellipsis after that. And then I walked away and he said, don't mind if I do. That was the Secret Service agent. Agent! Fellas, I'm not making this up.

Every day of my life, every day, somebody comes up to me and says something about the stupid levitard show looks like. Yesterday, a guy, like, tackled me at the grocery store and just said, Adam Silver looks like the lone french fry in a bag of onion rings. And then he just, like, kept on walking. That's how you do it. This is what your show has done to my life.

Every day of my life, every day, somebody comes up to me and says something about the stupid levitard show looks like. Yesterday, a guy, like, tackled me at the grocery store and just said, Adam Silver looks like the lone french fry in a bag of onion rings. And then he just, like, kept on walking. That's how you do it. This is what your show has done to my life.

Well, that's inaccurate because I know Buster very well, and he might be the first guy to get out of the car and say, you jumped in line in front of me, move out. Wow. He wouldn't do it under the steering wheel. He would go right into the guy's face. Buster is a buster on every level.

Well, that's inaccurate because I know Buster very well, and he might be the first guy to get out of the car and say, you jumped in line in front of me, move out. Wow. He wouldn't do it under the steering wheel. He would go right into the guy's face. Buster is a buster on every level.

But, Timmy, you would do it under the steering wheel, right? You would.

But, Timmy, you would do it under the steering wheel, right? You would.

Yeah, I'm not sure the last time I ever did that. But yes, I've told you guys I get a little bit more impatient in a car than I should. And it worried me that I read some story once. That your personality in your car is your true personality. So that worries me a little bit because I can get a little impatient while driving a car.

Yeah, I'm not sure the last time I ever did that. But yes, I've told you guys I get a little bit more impatient in a car than I should. And it worried me that I read some story once. That your personality in your car is your true personality. So that worries me a little bit because I can get a little impatient while driving a car.

I don't know. I have not. Now, I have done it by myself, probably to myself, but I don't think I've ever done that to another human being.

I don't know. I have not. Now, I have done it by myself, probably to myself, but I don't think I've ever done that to another human being.

he's a commissioner there are more looks like about him than anybody else ridiculous jim jim rome looks like the guy who regularly takes practice golf swings in his office

he's a commissioner there are more looks like about him than anybody else ridiculous jim jim rome looks like the guy who regularly takes practice golf swings in his office

Well, thank you. He's the producer. He's the director. He's the co-host. He's the technical advisor. He is the marketing guy. He does everything for the show. All I do is show up now three days a week and provide some content. He does everything else.

Well, thank you. He's the producer. He's the director. He's the co-host. He's the technical advisor. He is the marketing guy. He does everything for the show. All I do is show up now three days a week and provide some content. He does everything else.

And I told you guys, I drive from Maryland three hours to his house in Philadelphia to do the podcast, A, because it's better face to face, but B, if something goes wrong with the technology, he will be there to fix it, to repair it, whereas I, being the worst of all time at this, if anything goes wrong with my computer, I am completely lost.