Hour 1: The Hotel Expert (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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What are the challenges of losing in fantasy football?
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Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Look who's there, everybody. Look who's there. Look at him. He is in the middle of peak October. He is in the middle of baseball. This is his happiest time. And he got a double play for the ages the other day. The thing that makes Tim more excited than anything in the world is when he goes to the ballpark and sees something that no one's ever seen before because that can happen in baseball. He's everyone's favorite. He's the Hall of Fame baseball writer. Tim Kirkshin, analyst, reporter for Baseball Tonight, and the host of a great podcast with his son, Jeff. Is this a great game or what? It is really wonderful to watch him do this and see him do this with his son.
And he's also a hotel expert because he knows you get the two beds so you can sleep in one and have the storage on the other bed. Right, Tim? You request two beds at a hotel.
I do. And being as small as I am, I don't need a king size bed. Anything is fine. So the two beds works better for me because just I put my suitcase on there if I need to. So, yes, I'm good in hotels.
What other veteran travel tips do you have for us as someone who has, you know, been all over the globe following baseball players?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the challenges of losing in fantasy football?
0:00–9:34
2
How does Tim Kurkjian describe his passion for baseball?
9:34–12:30
3
What hotel tips does Tim Kurkjian share from his travels?
12:30–15:22
4
What unique travel habits does Tim have as a baseball analyst?
15:22–37:04
5
How does Tim Kurkjian view the unpredictability of the baseball season?
37:04–42:46
6
What surprising stats does Tim reveal about players this season?
42:46–43:59
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