Tim Meadows

So yes, according to a court in Great Britain, bald is now a formal offense. A man named Tony Finn, a longtime employee of the British Bung Company, sued after his supervisor called him a, quote, stupid bald C-word. And to be clear, being called a C-word, he's fine with. Totally fine. But bald was going too far. He sued.

And this week, a high tribunal ruled that using bald as an insult is sexual harassment because... Only men tend to be bald. So, again, all this is true. All three members of the tribunal that made this ruling were themselves bald.

And this week, a high tribunal ruled that using bald as an insult is sexual harassment because... Only men tend to be bald. So, again, all this is true. All three members of the tribunal that made this ruling were themselves bald.

And this week, a high tribunal ruled that using bald as an insult is sexual harassment because... Only men tend to be bald. So, again, all this is true. All three members of the tribunal that made this ruling were themselves bald.

Maz, last week, a group of fishermen working in their boat off the coast of Norway must have celebrated when they caught what in their net?

Maz, last week, a group of fishermen working in their boat off the coast of Norway must have celebrated when they caught what in their net?

Maz, last week, a group of fishermen working in their boat off the coast of Norway must have celebrated when they caught what in their net?

No. Give me a hand. Give me a hand. I'll give a hand. According to fishing regulations, they got to keep it, but they have to throw the missiles back because they're over the allowed size.

No. Give me a hand. Give me a hand. I'll give a hand. According to fishing regulations, they got to keep it, but they have to throw the missiles back because they're over the allowed size.

No. Give me a hand. Give me a hand. I'll give a hand. According to fishing regulations, they got to keep it, but they have to throw the missiles back because they're over the allowed size.

A nuclear submarine, yes. Specifically, they caught the USS Virginia, a 19,000-ton nuclear-powered attack submarine armed with cruise missiles. Although, of course, when they got back, the fishermen said it was really a 50,000-ton sub armed with ICBMs.

A nuclear submarine, yes. Specifically, they caught the USS Virginia, a 19,000-ton nuclear-powered attack submarine armed with cruise missiles. Although, of course, when they got back, the fishermen said it was really a 50,000-ton sub armed with ICBMs.

A nuclear submarine, yes. Specifically, they caught the USS Virginia, a 19,000-ton nuclear-powered attack submarine armed with cruise missiles. Although, of course, when they got back, the fishermen said it was really a 50,000-ton sub armed with ICBMs.

This small fishing boat right lower to their net looking for one more haul before heading back into port and all of a sudden They found themselves being towed very fast out to sea right well down on the submarine They were all asking each other have we been down here too long, or am I really hearing the distant sounds of screaming in Norwegian You know your military is not good when a net catches you that's right I

This small fishing boat right lower to their net looking for one more haul before heading back into port and all of a sudden They found themselves being towed very fast out to sea right well down on the submarine They were all asking each other have we been down here too long, or am I really hearing the distant sounds of screaming in Norwegian You know your military is not good when a net catches you that's right I

This small fishing boat right lower to their net looking for one more haul before heading back into port and all of a sudden They found themselves being towed very fast out to sea right well down on the submarine They were all asking each other have we been down here too long, or am I really hearing the distant sounds of screaming in Norwegian You know your military is not good when a net catches you that's right I

From now on, all the submarines in the Sixth Fleet are going to be equipped with scissors. Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can also see us most weeks at the Studebaker Theater right here in Chicago, Illinois. They love it.

From now on, all the submarines in the Sixth Fleet are going to be equipped with scissors. Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can also see us most weeks at the Studebaker Theater right here in Chicago, Illinois. They love it.

From now on, all the submarines in the Sixth Fleet are going to be equipped with scissors. Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can also see us most weeks at the Studebaker Theater right here in Chicago, Illinois. They love it.

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