Tim Meadows

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Virginia Beach, Virginia. I've been there. It's in Virginia. What do you do there?

Virginia Beach, Virginia. I've been there. It's in Virginia. What do you do there?

Virginia Beach, Virginia. I've been there. It's in Virginia. What do you do there?

You're an all-star cheerleading coach. You want to let us know that you are a very good one. Well, my kids are very good. Of course. I have noticed in my very limited exposure to cheerleading that it's gotten really athletic. Incredibly athletic. Does it ever get dangerous? Do you ever worry for your kids?

You're an all-star cheerleading coach. You want to let us know that you are a very good one. Well, my kids are very good. Of course. I have noticed in my very limited exposure to cheerleading that it's gotten really athletic. Incredibly athletic. Does it ever get dangerous? Do you ever worry for your kids?

You're an all-star cheerleading coach. You want to let us know that you are a very good one. Well, my kids are very good. Of course. I have noticed in my very limited exposure to cheerleading that it's gotten really athletic. Incredibly athletic. Does it ever get dangerous? Do you ever worry for your kids?

We have established that. Okay. Well, welcome to the show, Kristen. Tim Meadows, filling in for Bill Curtis, is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you will be a winner. Ready to go? I am. Here is your first limerick.

We have established that. Okay. Well, welcome to the show, Kristen. Tim Meadows, filling in for Bill Curtis, is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you will be a winner. Ready to go? I am. Here is your first limerick.

We have established that. Okay. Well, welcome to the show, Kristen. Tim Meadows, filling in for Bill Curtis, is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you will be a winner. Ready to go? I am. Here is your first limerick.

I don't know. Neither does anyone at this particular juncture. So, Tim, why don't we do that again? Okay. Here we go.

I don't know. Neither does anyone at this particular juncture. So, Tim, why don't we do that again? Okay. Here we go.

I don't know. Neither does anyone at this particular juncture. So, Tim, why don't we do that again? Okay. Here we go.

That's not an unreasonable guess. They grow... Tomatoes. Tomatoes, yeah. Okay. Pizza Hut is now selling tomato wine, a wine made from tomatoes infused with basil that is supposed to taste like pizza. It is a wine that experts describe as technically non-toxic.

That's not an unreasonable guess. They grow... Tomatoes. Tomatoes, yeah. Okay. Pizza Hut is now selling tomato wine, a wine made from tomatoes infused with basil that is supposed to taste like pizza. It is a wine that experts describe as technically non-toxic.

That's not an unreasonable guess. They grow... Tomatoes. Tomatoes, yeah. Okay. Pizza Hut is now selling tomato wine, a wine made from tomatoes infused with basil that is supposed to taste like pizza. It is a wine that experts describe as technically non-toxic.

It's not as good.

It's not as good.

It's not as good.