Tim Meadows

Tim Meadows filling in for Bill Curtis. He's going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show you may choose on your voicemail. Are you ready to go? Absolutely. Okay. Here is your first quote.

Tim Meadows filling in for Bill Curtis. He's going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show you may choose on your voicemail. Are you ready to go? Absolutely. Okay. Here is your first quote.

Tim Meadows filling in for Bill Curtis. He's going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show you may choose on your voicemail. Are you ready to go? Absolutely. Okay. Here is your first quote.

That was advice from the TSA for all the people who will be traveling next week with food for what?

That was advice from the TSA for all the people who will be traveling next week with food for what?

That was advice from the TSA for all the people who will be traveling next week with food for what?

Thanksgiving, that's right. The TSA expects this to be the busiest Thanksgiving travel period on record as millions of Americans will journey back home looking for someone to fight with. And the general rule is, as you heard Tim say, solids can go in your carry-on onto the plane. Liquids have to be checked in luggage. This is for safety.

Thanksgiving, that's right. The TSA expects this to be the busiest Thanksgiving travel period on record as millions of Americans will journey back home looking for someone to fight with. And the general rule is, as you heard Tim say, solids can go in your carry-on onto the plane. Liquids have to be checked in luggage. This is for safety.

Thanksgiving, that's right. The TSA expects this to be the busiest Thanksgiving travel period on record as millions of Americans will journey back home looking for someone to fight with. And the general rule is, as you heard Tim say, solids can go in your carry-on onto the plane. Liquids have to be checked in luggage. This is for safety.

When the soup in your checked bag leaks, it can help put out the fire when the lithium battery in there explodes. Are you guys gonna be traveling?

When the soup in your checked bag leaks, it can help put out the fire when the lithium battery in there explodes. Are you guys gonna be traveling?

When the soup in your checked bag leaks, it can help put out the fire when the lithium battery in there explodes. Are you guys gonna be traveling?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

It is weird. It is a little strange to be flying to Thanksgiving dinner with food. I mean, like, first of all, why are you flying anywhere if you also have to cook? My rule is if I'm putting on an apron, you're getting on a plane, right?

It is weird. It is a little strange to be flying to Thanksgiving dinner with food. I mean, like, first of all, why are you flying anywhere if you also have to cook? My rule is if I'm putting on an apron, you're getting on a plane, right?

It is weird. It is a little strange to be flying to Thanksgiving dinner with food. I mean, like, first of all, why are you flying anywhere if you also have to cook? My rule is if I'm putting on an apron, you're getting on a plane, right?

Do you actually have a turkey given all that?

Do you actually have a turkey given all that?