Tim Meadows

Do you actually have a turkey given all that?

We got 2,000 years of cuisine. I was about to say the turkey's still alive, but if you're not going to eat him, why not? Let him live. It's also, I should say, because of these rules, it's a great time to be a smuggler because if they find drugs in your body cavity search, you can just say it's stuffing.

We got 2,000 years of cuisine. I was about to say the turkey's still alive, but if you're not going to eat him, why not? Let him live. It's also, I should say, because of these rules, it's a great time to be a smuggler because if they find drugs in your body cavity search, you can just say it's stuffing.

We got 2,000 years of cuisine. I was about to say the turkey's still alive, but if you're not going to eat him, why not? Let him live. It's also, I should say, because of these rules, it's a great time to be a smuggler because if they find drugs in your body cavity search, you can just say it's stuffing.

Yeah. All right, Daniel, here is your next quote. It is from Rolling Stone.

Yeah. All right, Daniel, here is your next quote. It is from Rolling Stone.

Yeah. All right, Daniel, here is your next quote. It is from Rolling Stone.

So Rolling Stone was talking about this latest popular contest craze that's spreading around the world. What kind of contest specifically? Sounds like lookalikes. Exactly right.

So Rolling Stone was talking about this latest popular contest craze that's spreading around the world. What kind of contest specifically? Sounds like lookalikes. Exactly right.

So Rolling Stone was talking about this latest popular contest craze that's spreading around the world. What kind of contest specifically? Sounds like lookalikes. Exactly right.

The hottest new pastime is celebrity lookalike contests. So recently we had a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest in New York, a Jeremy Allen White contest in Chicago. People are just flocking to these things. Is it surprising? I don't know. People come running when they heard there's a park where a bunch of guys who look like Glenn Powell are hanging out. Hot.

The hottest new pastime is celebrity lookalike contests. So recently we had a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest in New York, a Jeremy Allen White contest in Chicago. People are just flocking to these things. Is it surprising? I don't know. People come running when they heard there's a park where a bunch of guys who look like Glenn Powell are hanging out. Hot.

The hottest new pastime is celebrity lookalike contests. So recently we had a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest in New York, a Jeremy Allen White contest in Chicago. People are just flocking to these things. Is it surprising? I don't know. People come running when they heard there's a park where a bunch of guys who look like Glenn Powell are hanging out. Hot.

So this all happens, all started just a month ago when some guy for just joke, I guess, threw a Timothee Chalamet contest, broad daylight, Washington Square Park, New York City. And a lot of people showed up who looked a lot like Timothee Chalamet and Timothee Chalamet showed up. Which was pretty cool, and that made it in the news.

So this all happens, all started just a month ago when some guy for just joke, I guess, threw a Timothee Chalamet contest, broad daylight, Washington Square Park, New York City. And a lot of people showed up who looked a lot like Timothee Chalamet and Timothee Chalamet showed up. Which was pretty cool, and that made it in the news.

So this all happens, all started just a month ago when some guy for just joke, I guess, threw a Timothee Chalamet contest, broad daylight, Washington Square Park, New York City. And a lot of people showed up who looked a lot like Timothee Chalamet and Timothee Chalamet showed up. Which was pretty cool, and that made it in the news.

That led to Jeremy Allen White contests here in Chicago and New York, and ones for Dev Patel and Harry Styles in London, as you heard. But all those fans were disappointed because just Timothee Chalamet showed up for those, too.

That led to Jeremy Allen White contests here in Chicago and New York, and ones for Dev Patel and Harry Styles in London, as you heard. But all those fans were disappointed because just Timothee Chalamet showed up for those, too.

That led to Jeremy Allen White contests here in Chicago and New York, and ones for Dev Patel and Harry Styles in London, as you heard. But all those fans were disappointed because just Timothee Chalamet showed up for those, too.

Wait a minute. Did you shout it three times? I absolutely did. Because that can conjure him. It did.