Tim Stifler
speaker
43 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Tim Stifler’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Just before I hop into my minute, I got to do a quick ad read.
Just gonna get the other one out of the way and then I'm gonna hop into my minute. Do you guys like pets? Come to Pedophiles. Okay, I'm gonna hop into my minute.
Oh, my God.
Just a little over two years. A little over two years. Where at? I started in San Diego for nine months, and then I'm here for the rest. How long have you lived here? A little over a year. Okay, perfect. What do you do for work? So I was in advertising, and then I quit that, and now, I mean, I'm starting a comedy club.
It's got the highest ceilings, even higher than yours. Are you really starting your own comedy company?
So it took us six months to find the place, finally found the place. We're in the negotiations back and forth for the actual contract, the leasing contract.
I owned an ad agency and then I got bought out because I found stand-up and just got too obsessed with that.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's a bad idea, dude. There's like a hundred comedy clubs here.
I am so nervous. I did not know I would be this nervous.
I thought it was going to be fine. But, yeah, no, thank you. Thank you for saying that. What's up, guys?
He's got a funny face, that guy.
Oh, thanks, man. You too. 5'10", probably. You're not 5'10". Yeah, you're right. I think with these fucking combat boots, I'm like 5'11", probably.
No, no, 5'10", but I was like, these, you know, have some girth, so I thought maybe, like, 5... I don't know.
Nothing really going on right now.
You're a fisherman.
I had a really quick crazy thing like a month ago.
This has never happened to me. This girl slid into my DMs. Literally never happened. I was like, what the fuck? I looked at her and was like, oh shit, she's pretty hot. Ex-model. I was like, what the fuck? Then I met up with her and she was cool. We vibed. Probably the most passionate, crazy week. And then really irresponsibly, we're just like, yeah, let's get in a relationship.
And then immediately after that, she just like was nuts. Like she just.
I didn't say love, but I did say, yeah, we should do a relationship. And I'm 35. I'm older. So she was, like, 26, and that was super irresponsible.
No, honestly, fuck her.
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