Timothy Alberino

And I'm like, Tyson, what's the problem? What's wrong? He's like, oh, I can't even remember what they call me. I think they call me Masan out there in the jungle. Masan, because I was a gringo living on the river Masan. So he's like, Masan, I'm in big trouble. I'm in big trouble. And he was really, really nervous. He's like, when my dad gets home, he's going to kill me.

He's going to kill me with a machete. I'm like, what happened? He said, I lost his gun. I lost his shotgun and their shotguns were held together by rope. So, I mean, it's not like some nice shotgun. It's an old shotgun falling apart, but to them it's very valuable. Yeah. He's like, I lost my dad's shotgun. I am dead. I said, how did you lose the shotgun?

He's going to kill me with a machete. I'm like, what happened? He said, I lost his gun. I lost his shotgun and their shotguns were held together by rope. So, I mean, it's not like some nice shotgun. It's an old shotgun falling apart, but to them it's very valuable. Yeah. He's like, I lost my dad's shotgun. I am dead. I said, how did you lose the shotgun?

He's going to kill me with a machete. I'm like, what happened? He said, I lost his gun. I lost his shotgun and their shotguns were held together by rope. So, I mean, it's not like some nice shotgun. It's an old shotgun falling apart, but to them it's very valuable. Yeah. He's like, I lost my dad's shotgun. I am dead. I said, how did you lose the shotgun?

He said, well, I was up the river hunting and I'm walking in the woods with the shotgun and I'm, you know, he's trying to hunt Sahino, the wild pig or monkeys or something. And he said, all of a sudden, I hear a growl, and I look up, and there's a jaguar, big jaguar that's stalking me, and it's in front of him. And the jaguar, you know, like a lion when it's prowling, it's down low.

He said, well, I was up the river hunting and I'm walking in the woods with the shotgun and I'm, you know, he's trying to hunt Sahino, the wild pig or monkeys or something. And he said, all of a sudden, I hear a growl, and I look up, and there's a jaguar, big jaguar that's stalking me, and it's in front of him. And the jaguar, you know, like a lion when it's prowling, it's down low.

He said, well, I was up the river hunting and I'm walking in the woods with the shotgun and I'm, you know, he's trying to hunt Sahino, the wild pig or monkeys or something. And he said, all of a sudden, I hear a growl, and I look up, and there's a jaguar, big jaguar that's stalking me, and it's in front of him. And the jaguar, you know, like a lion when it's prowling, it's down low.

He said, then it sprang at him. It sprang at him and went to claw him, but there was a tree between him and the jaguar, so he was able to move out of the way, and he started booking through the jungle. And a Jaguar was chasing him, and he said, and there was a little like, he calls it a kocha, like a little lake sort of thing. Not a big lake.

He said, then it sprang at him. It sprang at him and went to claw him, but there was a tree between him and the jaguar, so he was able to move out of the way, and he started booking through the jungle. And a Jaguar was chasing him, and he said, and there was a little like, he calls it a kocha, like a little lake sort of thing. Not a big lake.

He said, then it sprang at him. It sprang at him and went to claw him, but there was a tree between him and the jaguar, so he was able to move out of the way, and he started booking through the jungle. And a Jaguar was chasing him, and he said, and there was a little like, he calls it a kocha, like a little lake sort of thing. Not a big lake.

Kocha could mean river to like a stream, some body of water. And he said, Tim, I don't know why. He said, I don't know why I did this, but I threw the gun and jumped in the water. And the gun, I think, went in the water and sunk to the bottom. And the Jaguar didn't come in the water after him.

Kocha could mean river to like a stream, some body of water. And he said, Tim, I don't know why. He said, I don't know why I did this, but I threw the gun and jumped in the water. And the gun, I think, went in the water and sunk to the bottom. And the Jaguar didn't come in the water after him.

Kocha could mean river to like a stream, some body of water. And he said, Tim, I don't know why. He said, I don't know why I did this, but I threw the gun and jumped in the water. And the gun, I think, went in the water and sunk to the bottom. And the Jaguar didn't come in the water after him.

It stayed on the edge for a little bit, and he stayed in the water until the Jaguar kind of lost interest and went away. Because it was probably deep enough to where I think he was treading water. So it was deep enough to where he was treading water. And for whatever reason, Jaguars do go into the water. But for whatever reason, it decided not to go in the water after him.

It stayed on the edge for a little bit, and he stayed in the water until the Jaguar kind of lost interest and went away. Because it was probably deep enough to where I think he was treading water. So it was deep enough to where he was treading water. And for whatever reason, Jaguars do go into the water. But for whatever reason, it decided not to go in the water after him.

It stayed on the edge for a little bit, and he stayed in the water until the Jaguar kind of lost interest and went away. Because it was probably deep enough to where I think he was treading water. So it was deep enough to where he was treading water. And for whatever reason, Jaguars do go into the water. But for whatever reason, it decided not to go in the water after him.

He gets out of the water. He's like, oh, thank goodness. And then a crocodile's right behind him. Yeah, and they are loaded with Crocs too. So he's trying to find this gun. He couldn't find it. That's how he lost the gun. I'm like, wait a minute. So your dad, when you tell him this story, you think he's going to be –

He gets out of the water. He's like, oh, thank goodness. And then a crocodile's right behind him. Yeah, and they are loaded with Crocs too. So he's trying to find this gun. He couldn't find it. That's how he lost the gun. I'm like, wait a minute. So your dad, when you tell him this story, you think he's going to be –

He gets out of the water. He's like, oh, thank goodness. And then a crocodile's right behind him. Yeah, and they are loaded with Crocs too. So he's trying to find this gun. He couldn't find it. That's how he lost the gun. I'm like, wait a minute. So your dad, when you tell him this story, you think he's going to be –

more angry about you losing the gun and less relieved about you not dying by a Jaguar. He said, Tim, I wish the Jaguar would have eaten me. My dad is going to kill me.