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Timothy Alberino

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Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Hello. All right. Anyway, we ate everything in the jungle, so I assumed we were going to eat that. I've eaten all manner of monkey. I've eaten stingrays. I've eaten sloths. I've eaten toucans. I've eaten parrots. I've eaten eagles. I've eaten turtles. I've eaten crocodiles.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Hello. All right. Anyway, we ate everything in the jungle, so I assumed we were going to eat that. I've eaten all manner of monkey. I've eaten stingrays. I've eaten sloths. I've eaten toucans. I've eaten parrots. I've eaten eagles. I've eaten turtles. I've eaten crocodiles.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Hello. All right. Anyway, we ate everything in the jungle, so I assumed we were going to eat that. I've eaten all manner of monkey. I've eaten stingrays. I've eaten sloths. I've eaten toucans. I've eaten parrots. I've eaten eagles. I've eaten turtles. I've eaten crocodiles.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The worst was an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The worst was an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The worst was an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Oh, it didn't taste great either, but the anteater was, it just tasted like you would think an anteater would taste like bitter. Uh, I didn't like an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Oh, it didn't taste great either, but the anteater was, it just tasted like you would think an anteater would taste like bitter. Uh, I didn't like an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

Oh, it didn't taste great either, but the anteater was, it just tasted like you would think an anteater would taste like bitter. Uh, I didn't like an anteater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I've had, I think I've had snake, uh, boa. Um, The best, some of the monkeys taste really good, depending on the species. I've eaten a variety of monkey species all the time, and that's what we would all the time. That's amazing. I want to try some monkey. I mean, we would eat everything, everything and anything. I mean, they knew that I was a meat eater. I'm a meat eater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I've had, I think I've had snake, uh, boa. Um, The best, some of the monkeys taste really good, depending on the species. I've eaten a variety of monkey species all the time, and that's what we would all the time. That's amazing. I want to try some monkey. I mean, we would eat everything, everything and anything. I mean, they knew that I was a meat eater. I'm a meat eater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I've had, I think I've had snake, uh, boa. Um, The best, some of the monkeys taste really good, depending on the species. I've eaten a variety of monkey species all the time, and that's what we would all the time. That's amazing. I want to try some monkey. I mean, we would eat everything, everything and anything. I mean, they knew that I was a meat eater. I'm a meat eater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And Grover was a hunter, apart from living in a trash can on Sesame Street. He was a hunter, and so anything we shot, we ate. Mike Tyson was a fighter. Mike Tyson actually was, he came back one day. I don't know. I'm taking a lot of time telling stories, but Mike Tyson came back one day. I'm sitting at Paisano's house. And again, this is the middle of jungle, but the river keeps going.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And Grover was a hunter, apart from living in a trash can on Sesame Street. He was a hunter, and so anything we shot, we ate. Mike Tyson was a fighter. Mike Tyson actually was, he came back one day. I don't know. I'm taking a lot of time telling stories, but Mike Tyson came back one day. I'm sitting at Paisano's house. And again, this is the middle of jungle, but the river keeps going.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And Grover was a hunter, apart from living in a trash can on Sesame Street. He was a hunter, and so anything we shot, we ate. Mike Tyson was a fighter. Mike Tyson actually was, he came back one day. I don't know. I'm taking a lot of time telling stories, but Mike Tyson came back one day. I'm sitting at Paisano's house. And again, this is the middle of jungle, but the river keeps going.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

So, and I've been all the way at the end of that sucker. It's serious jungle intense. And. It's nighttime. Paisano's not home right now. I forget where he was. He wasn't home, but he was coming home. And Tyson showed up, and Tyson just looked really depressed, really depressed. And he sat down at the table in this hut. You know, the hut's on stilts on the side of the river.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

So, and I've been all the way at the end of that sucker. It's serious jungle intense. And. It's nighttime. Paisano's not home right now. I forget where he was. He wasn't home, but he was coming home. And Tyson showed up, and Tyson just looked really depressed, really depressed. And he sat down at the table in this hut. You know, the hut's on stilts on the side of the river.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

So, and I've been all the way at the end of that sucker. It's serious jungle intense. And. It's nighttime. Paisano's not home right now. I forget where he was. He wasn't home, but he was coming home. And Tyson showed up, and Tyson just looked really depressed, really depressed. And he sat down at the table in this hut. You know, the hut's on stilts on the side of the river.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And I'm like, Tyson, what's the problem? What's wrong? He's like, oh, I can't even remember what they call me. I think they call me Masan out there in the jungle. Masan, because I was a gringo living on the river Masan. So he's like, Masan, I'm in big trouble. I'm in big trouble. And he was really, really nervous. He's like, when my dad gets home, he's going to kill me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And I'm like, Tyson, what's the problem? What's wrong? He's like, oh, I can't even remember what they call me. I think they call me Masan out there in the jungle. Masan, because I was a gringo living on the river Masan. So he's like, Masan, I'm in big trouble. I'm in big trouble. And he was really, really nervous. He's like, when my dad gets home, he's going to kill me.