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Timothy Alberino

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You pour the snake alcohol on it? No, you cut little... We cut little spears. You spear it. Oh, that makes sense. So we were spearing. It took a lot to kill five of them.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You pour the snake alcohol on it? No, you cut little... We cut little spears. You spear it. Oh, that makes sense. So we were spearing. It took a lot to kill five of them.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And we would touch... They don't use bullets. They don't have to because... I mean, they have guns, but the bullets... It's a commodity. It's a commodity. So... We had like five spears sticking in it. And if you touched them, you'd get zapped. And as it was dying, it was less and less until eventually we could grab it. And we hauled it out of the water. We pulled it out of the water.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And we would touch... They don't use bullets. They don't have to because... I mean, they have guns, but the bullets... It's a commodity. It's a commodity. So... We had like five spears sticking in it. And if you touched them, you'd get zapped. And as it was dying, it was less and less until eventually we could grab it. And we hauled it out of the water. We pulled it out of the water.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And we would touch... They don't use bullets. They don't have to because... I mean, they have guns, but the bullets... It's a commodity. It's a commodity. So... We had like five spears sticking in it. And if you touched them, you'd get zapped. And as it was dying, it was less and less until eventually we could grab it. And we hauled it out of the water. We pulled it out of the water.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know it was that big. And both of us had to do it together. We lifted it out on the spear. So it's like spicketed on the spear. And we lifted it over our shoulder. And the head was right here. And I got it speared. And he's carrying the tail. And if I were just to carry it myself, and I'm six foot tall, six one, the head was here and the tail was dragging.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know it was that big. And both of us had to do it together. We lifted it out on the spear. So it's like spicketed on the spear. And we lifted it over our shoulder. And the head was right here. And I got it speared. And he's carrying the tail. And if I were just to carry it myself, and I'm six foot tall, six one, the head was here and the tail was dragging.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know it was that big. And both of us had to do it together. We lifted it out on the spear. So it's like spicketed on the spear. And we lifted it over our shoulder. And the head was right here. And I got it speared. And he's carrying the tail. And if I were just to carry it myself, and I'm six foot tall, six one, the head was here and the tail was dragging.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know that it was that big. And we're carrying it. And we carried it to the end of the โ€“ we carried it up to the river, and we stuck the spear in the ground. So you have just this big eel skewered there on the river. And here comes Paisano in his canoe. And I said, Paisano, we got lunch because we ate everything that moved.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know that it was that big. And we're carrying it. And we carried it to the end of the โ€“ we carried it up to the river, and we stuck the spear in the ground. So you have just this big eel skewered there on the river. And here comes Paisano in his canoe. And I said, Paisano, we got lunch because we ate everything that moved.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

That's how I know that it was that big. And we're carrying it. And we carried it to the end of the โ€“ we carried it up to the river, and we stuck the spear in the ground. So you have just this big eel skewered there on the river. And here comes Paisano in his canoe. And I said, Paisano, we got lunch because we ate everything that moved.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

He went, no, no. Nope. He said, nope, no paisano. We don't eat that, he told me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

He went, no, no. Nope. He said, nope, no paisano. We don't eat that, he told me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

He went, no, no. Nope. He said, nope, no paisano. We don't eat that, he told me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I said, why not? Like, I was all excited to eat it. He said, it's the mother of malaria. We don't eat it. Oh! They believe they have a superstitious belief that the electrocute is the mother of malaria. Timothy's already, like, a couple bites in. You're like, wait, what? I've had malaria five times, but... That's shocking. Get ready for number six.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I said, why not? Like, I was all excited to eat it. He said, it's the mother of malaria. We don't eat it. Oh! They believe they have a superstitious belief that the electrocute is the mother of malaria. Timothy's already, like, a couple bites in. You're like, wait, what? I've had malaria five times, but... That's shocking. Get ready for number six.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I said, why not? Like, I was all excited to eat it. He said, it's the mother of malaria. We don't eat it. Oh! They believe they have a superstitious belief that the electrocute is the mother of malaria. Timothy's already, like, a couple bites in. You're like, wait, what? I've had malaria five times, but... That's shocking. Get ready for number six.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But I'm actually going back there in March with my nephew. So there you go, Jordan. Hey. Hey.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But I'm actually going back there in March with my nephew. So there you go, Jordan. Hey. Hey.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But I'm actually going back there in March with my nephew. So there you go, Jordan. Hey. Hey.