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Timothy Alberino

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Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The fish gets stunned and float to the top, and then the eels come and eat them. So it's indiscriminate. They also use it as a defense mechanism. So if you're in the way as an eel comes by and you get hit, you'll drown.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You'll just drown. In fact, there was a guy in the village who was all mangled. His skin was sort of crispy. It melted. His skin looked like it was melted on his face. And what happened to him was he was fishing in the river, the hand line. And he caught an electric eel on that. He didn't mean to. Electric eel got on the end of his line and just electrocuted him through the line.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You'll just drown. In fact, there was a guy in the village who was all mangled. His skin was sort of crispy. It melted. His skin looked like it was melted on his face. And what happened to him was he was fishing in the river, the hand line. And he caught an electric eel on that. He didn't mean to. Electric eel got on the end of his line and just electrocuted him through the line.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You'll just drown. In fact, there was a guy in the village who was all mangled. His skin was sort of crispy. It melted. His skin looked like it was melted on his face. And what happened to him was he was fishing in the river, the hand line. And he caught an electric eel on that. He didn't mean to. Electric eel got on the end of his line and just electrocuted him through the line.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And he was deformed. And it melted his face? Yeah, he was deformed. His face was like droopy. And so anyway, this head was huge, this electric. It was like that big.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And he was deformed. And it melted his face? Yeah, he was deformed. His face was like droopy. And so anyway, this head was huge, this electric. It was like that big.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

And he was deformed. And it melted his face? Yeah, he was deformed. His face was like droopy. And so anyway, this head was huge, this electric. It was like that big.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

row and i said jackal throw me your machete because i had a machete in my pocket but i had a wooden handle and and it wrapped with uh the wooden handle wrapped with um copper and now that i think about it copper isn't a good conductor is it i probably should have used my but i wasn't thinking at the time i think copper is a a very bad conductor of electricity is it not I may have that back.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

row and i said jackal throw me your machete because i had a machete in my pocket but i had a wooden handle and and it wrapped with uh the wooden handle wrapped with um copper and now that i think about it copper isn't a good conductor is it i probably should have used my but i wasn't thinking at the time i think copper is a a very bad conductor of electricity is it not I may have that back.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

row and i said jackal throw me your machete because i had a machete in my pocket but i had a wooden handle and and it wrapped with uh the wooden handle wrapped with um copper and now that i think about it copper isn't a good conductor is it i probably should have used my but i wasn't thinking at the time i think copper is a a very bad conductor of electricity is it not I may have that back.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I think copper is a bad conductor of electricity. I think I got that right. But anyway. I know it sells for a lot on the street. I wasn't sure. That's what I've heard. I wasn't sure. You know, my wooden handle. And so I said, hey, throw me your machete. He had a plastic handle. I thought it'd probably be better off the plastic handle. So I positioned myself above the eel.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I think copper is a bad conductor of electricity. I think I got that right. But anyway. I know it sells for a lot on the street. I wasn't sure. That's what I've heard. I wasn't sure. You know, my wooden handle. And so I said, hey, throw me your machete. He had a plastic handle. I thought it'd probably be better off the plastic handle. So I positioned myself above the eel.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

I think copper is a bad conductor of electricity. I think I got that right. But anyway. I know it sells for a lot on the street. I wasn't sure. That's what I've heard. I wasn't sure. You know, my wooden handle. And so I said, hey, throw me your machete. He had a plastic handle. I thought it'd probably be better off the plastic handle. So I positioned myself above the eel.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The eel's head was right there. And I was on a log above it. And I whacked this thing with this machete. I'm going to kill it in one stroke. And I sunk the machete into its head. And it was literally like sticking my finger into the socket. No way. I mean, it was intense. And it was, thank God, the machete went flying out of my hand. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The eel's head was right there. And I was on a log above it. And I whacked this thing with this machete. I'm going to kill it in one stroke. And I sunk the machete into its head. And it was literally like sticking my finger into the socket. No way. I mean, it was intense. And it was, thank God, the machete went flying out of my hand. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

The eel's head was right there. And I was on a log above it. And I whacked this thing with this machete. I'm going to kill it in one stroke. And I sunk the machete into its head. And it was literally like sticking my finger into the socket. No way. I mean, it was intense. And it was, thank God, the machete went flying out of my hand. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But it was seriously like sticking my finger in the socket. No way, dude. It nailed me. And Jackal just was laughing. That's insane. For the record, copper is highly conductive. Oh, it is? He said that's not how you kill a... Well, how do they kill them? an electric eel. I said, well, why didn't you tell me that before I did it? He was just laughing. He wanted to see that happen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But it was seriously like sticking my finger in the socket. No way, dude. It nailed me. And Jackal just was laughing. That's insane. For the record, copper is highly conductive. Oh, it is? He said that's not how you kill a... Well, how do they kill them? an electric eel. I said, well, why didn't you tell me that before I did it? He was just laughing. He wanted to see that happen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

But it was seriously like sticking my finger in the socket. No way, dude. It nailed me. And Jackal just was laughing. That's insane. For the record, copper is highly conductive. Oh, it is? He said that's not how you kill a... Well, how do they kill them? an electric eel. I said, well, why didn't you tell me that before I did it? He was just laughing. He wanted to see that happen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino

You pour the snake alcohol on it? No, you cut little... We cut little spears. You spear it. Oh, that makes sense. So we were spearing. It took a lot to kill five of them.