Timothy Alberino

This is the segment in which we get really, really intellectual.

You guys are strangely knowledgeable about this topic.

You guys are strangely knowledgeable about this topic.

You guys are strangely knowledgeable about this topic.

I can tell.

I can tell.

I can tell.

I dropped out of high school. So. Hey, shout out.

I dropped out of high school. So. Hey, shout out.

I dropped out of high school. So. Hey, shout out.

I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. Get out of here. Not a chance. You can't.

I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. Get out of here. Not a chance. You can't.

I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. Get out of here. Not a chance. You can't.

There's not much to say about it.

There's not much to say about it.

There's not much to say about it.

I am somewhat famous in my family for having defecated in a swimming pool when I was a kid. How old were you? You know what? I'm pretty proud of it, too.

I am somewhat famous in my family for having defecated in a swimming pool when I was a kid. How old were you? You know what? I'm pretty proud of it, too.

I am somewhat famous in my family for having defecated in a swimming pool when I was a kid. How old were you? You know what? I'm pretty proud of it, too.

How old, like 16? And that's all I got. You said something last night. No, I was probably five. I don't know, six, five, maybe. I don't recall.