Timothy Alberino

It's called a vampire catfish. It's the most terrifying thing in the world. And that's another hybrid of the grays. In Peru, we call them caneros. And there's small, slender fish with barbs on their body. And they will enter any available orifice.

It's called a vampire catfish. It's the most terrifying thing in the world. And that's another hybrid of the grays. In Peru, we call them caneros. And there's small, slender fish with barbs on their body. And they will enter any available orifice.

It's called a vampire catfish. It's the most terrifying thing in the world. And that's another hybrid of the grays. In Peru, we call them caneros. And there's small, slender fish with barbs on their body. And they will enter any available orifice.

Oh, no! And the barbs are like, you know, they're going in the reverse direction, like a fish hook. Yeah.

Oh, no! And the barbs are like, you know, they're going in the reverse direction, like a fish hook. Yeah.

Oh, no! And the barbs are like, you know, they're going in the reverse direction, like a fish hook. Yeah.

They'll enter any orifice, so you do not pee in the water in the jungle, ever. Always into it, not in it. Well, it's actually pretty tragic. I mean, I've seen... I mean, for both males and females, when I was one time going up into the jungle, there was a doctor... I forget if he was on my boat or if he was on a boat behind us.

They'll enter any orifice, so you do not pee in the water in the jungle, ever. Always into it, not in it. Well, it's actually pretty tragic. I mean, I've seen... I mean, for both males and females, when I was one time going up into the jungle, there was a doctor... I forget if he was on my boat or if he was on a boat behind us.

They'll enter any orifice, so you do not pee in the water in the jungle, ever. Always into it, not in it. Well, it's actually pretty tragic. I mean, I've seen... I mean, for both males and females, when I was one time going up into the jungle, there was a doctor... I forget if he was on my boat or if he was on a boat behind us.

He was going up to one of the villages because there was a girl who had one inserted into her private parts. Oh, no. Because she peed in the water. That's terrible, dude. How big do they get? You have to surgically remove them.

He was going up to one of the villages because there was a girl who had one inserted into her private parts. Oh, no. Because she peed in the water. That's terrible, dude. How big do they get? You have to surgically remove them.

He was going up to one of the villages because there was a girl who had one inserted into her private parts. Oh, no. Because she peed in the water. That's terrible, dude. How big do they get? You have to surgically remove them.

Don't type in vampire catfish on Google images. Kids, don't. You don't pee in the water in the Amazon. Yeah, into it.

Don't type in vampire catfish on Google images. Kids, don't. You don't pee in the water in the Amazon. Yeah, into it.

Don't type in vampire catfish on Google images. Kids, don't. You don't pee in the water in the Amazon. Yeah, into it.

That's the vampire catfish.

That's the vampire catfish.

That's the vampire catfish.

I've never heard of it coming out of the water. That's like peeing on an electric fence.

I've never heard of it coming out of the water. That's like peeing on an electric fence.