Timothy Alberino

I've never heard of it coming out of the water. That's like peeing on an electric fence.

It might be. Maybe. Maybe the vampire catfish can do that.

It might be. Maybe. Maybe the vampire catfish can do that.

It might be. Maybe. Maybe the vampire catfish can do that.

i would say close to the speed of light yeah yeah that sounds about right depends on how far back the last uh you know rest stop was yeah i have another story that's related to the other end the other end right yes because i have a lot more stories about that i would love to hear that I was living in the jungle with this family on the River Masan, up the River Masan in the Peruvian Amazon.

i would say close to the speed of light yeah yeah that sounds about right depends on how far back the last uh you know rest stop was yeah i have another story that's related to the other end the other end right yes because i have a lot more stories about that i would love to hear that I was living in the jungle with this family on the River Masan, up the River Masan in the Peruvian Amazon.

i would say close to the speed of light yeah yeah that sounds about right depends on how far back the last uh you know rest stop was yeah i have another story that's related to the other end the other end right yes because i have a lot more stories about that i would love to hear that I was living in the jungle with this family on the River Masan, up the River Masan in the Peruvian Amazon.

And it was, you know, very rugged conditions. They're kind of like my jungle family, this family. Funny story, their kids, they had three boys and a girl. And the father, I don't even know his real name. Everybody just called him Paisano. So I called him Paisano. What does that mean? It means countrymen, you know, paisan in Italian, and then in Spanish it's paisano. Paisano.

And it was, you know, very rugged conditions. They're kind of like my jungle family, this family. Funny story, their kids, they had three boys and a girl. And the father, I don't even know his real name. Everybody just called him Paisano. So I called him Paisano. What does that mean? It means countrymen, you know, paisan in Italian, and then in Spanish it's paisano. Paisano.

And it was, you know, very rugged conditions. They're kind of like my jungle family, this family. Funny story, their kids, they had three boys and a girl. And the father, I don't even know his real name. Everybody just called him Paisano. So I called him Paisano. What does that mean? It means countrymen, you know, paisan in Italian, and then in Spanish it's paisano. Paisano.

Everybody called him paisano, and he really liked tequila a lot. And I was really good friends with paisano and his family, and his children were all named – Well, I'll just tell you, his oldest son was named Grover after the Sesame Street character. That's awesome. His next son in line was named Mike Tyson. No way. Not just Mike or Tyson, Mike Tyson.

Everybody called him paisano, and he really liked tequila a lot. And I was really good friends with paisano and his family, and his children were all named – Well, I'll just tell you, his oldest son was named Grover after the Sesame Street character. That's awesome. His next son in line was named Mike Tyson. No way. Not just Mike or Tyson, Mike Tyson.

Everybody called him paisano, and he really liked tequila a lot. And I was really good friends with paisano and his family, and his children were all named – Well, I'll just tell you, his oldest son was named Grover after the Sesame Street character. That's awesome. His next son in line was named Mike Tyson. No way. Not just Mike or Tyson, Mike Tyson.

The next boy is named, naturally, Michael Jackson. Oh, man.

The next boy is named, naturally, Michael Jackson. Oh, man.

The next boy is named, naturally, Michael Jackson. Oh, man.

We called him Jacko, Michael Jackson. And then the girl got shafted. Her name was Gina Jackson. But I was with this family. I spent a lot of time with them out there in the middle of the jungle. And we were on the river, on the bank of the river. And one day, it was evening, and I'm down there at the bank of the river doing something. I don't remember what I was doing.

We called him Jacko, Michael Jackson. And then the girl got shafted. Her name was Gina Jackson. But I was with this family. I spent a lot of time with them out there in the middle of the jungle. And we were on the river, on the bank of the river. And one day, it was evening, and I'm down there at the bank of the river doing something. I don't remember what I was doing.

We called him Jacko, Michael Jackson. And then the girl got shafted. Her name was Gina Jackson. But I was with this family. I spent a lot of time with them out there in the middle of the jungle. And we were on the river, on the bank of the river. And one day, it was evening, and I'm down there at the bank of the river doing something. I don't remember what I was doing.

I fished a lot over there with them. And I see this boat coming down the river. And there's this gentleman perched on the front of it. And he's got sunglasses on. He's got a military crew cut. He's kind of dressed in military-type clothing, and he's got a bunch of guys with him. Very rugged-looking dude. He looked like what I would imagine that a drug trafficker would look like.