Tina

No one.

There's never been one janitor, not one photograph, not one iota of evidence that anybody has ever put a litter box in a school bathroom because the furries need to use the litter box, first of all.

Second of all, if it was to happen that someone took a picture of a litter box in a school, that in and of itself would be the joke.

You don't get it.

Like, they don't get it.

These old fucking ass clowns making laws that don't affect anybody.

No furries.

No, that's the thing.

Slappy the frog, whatever.

Slappy the frog, Smokey the bear, Frosty the fire frog.

Do you remember that bit by Mitch Hedberg?

That's what I'm referencing.

It was my favorite.

He was like, I do not understand why they put Smokey the bear as a fire prevention tool.

Because I am scared of bears.

If I had a fire in the forest, I would run away from a bear, leaving the fire unattended.

However, if I saw a frog, he would settle near me.

Maybe he could sit next to me and we could talk about how to properly put out a fire.

I don't know.

Frosty the fire frog.