Toby Howell

The Good For You snack brand, which focuses on expensive products ranging from kid-friendly pouches to frozen meals and smoothie packets, filed to go public yesterday, hoping to debut with a market cap north of $760 million.

But in order to achieve that lofty valuation, it needs to buck a trend of celebrity IPOs going worse than Garner's 2005 portrayal of Elektra.

Many IPOs have had the stars, but not the businesses to back it up.

There was the restaurant chain Planet Hollywood's debut, backed by Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis, which has just three locations today.

Mark Wahlberg tried to be the face of gym operator F45, but it's since delisted after its IPO in 2021.

And while Jessica Alba's Honest Company is still tradable, it's down 84% since its debut.

Neil is once upon a time going to be the fairytale forecaster

Farmer Jen, as she's called in the company filings, actually wants.

You sign your name on something when you just... That's management, Neil.

People do the work and then you put your name on it.

Why are there multiple turtle instances?

What is going on with people?

The TSA kind of on social media said, please, we can't emphasize this enough.

Stop hiding animals in weird places on your body and then trying to sneak them through airport security.

They have regular pathways if you want to bring your pets on board.

You don't need to put them in your undergarments.

But on the scale of turtle to pipe bomb, I guess turtle is on the milder side.

But, oh, boy, just pack it in your checked bag, everybody.

My mom always would give me Magnolia pudding, which is a bakery here in New York.

She would send that to me in college or like before I was coming home.