Todd Royce

What is up, Austin? I don't know. I have a weird relationship with my mom. Does anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom? My mom never understood boundaries when it came to me. Like, she never understood that there were things I don't want to hear my mom say. Like, I remember one time she came home and she said, hey, Todd, I got a joke. I go, what's that?

What is up, Austin? I don't know. I have a weird relationship with my mom. Does anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom? My mom never understood boundaries when it came to me. Like, she never understood that there were things I don't want to hear my mom say. Like, I remember one time she came home and she said, hey, Todd, I got a joke. I go, what's that?

What is up, Austin? I don't know. I have a weird relationship with my mom. Does anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom? My mom never understood boundaries when it came to me. Like, she never understood that there were things I don't want to hear my mom say. Like, I remember one time she came home and she said, hey, Todd, I got a joke. I go, what's that?

And she goes, why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? I said, why? And she said, because at 69, she gets a little fog in her throat. I was like, mom, that's disgusting. Also, I think it should be frog. She goes, what do you mean frog? I go, at 69, she gets a little frog in her throat. It's a frog like Kermit. She goes, no, no, no, it's fog like cum. And I was like, mom.

And she goes, why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? I said, why? And she said, because at 69, she gets a little fog in her throat. I was like, mom, that's disgusting. Also, I think it should be frog. She goes, what do you mean frog? I go, at 69, she gets a little frog in her throat. It's a frog like Kermit. She goes, no, no, no, it's fog like cum. And I was like, mom.

And she goes, why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? I said, why? And she said, because at 69, she gets a little fog in her throat. I was like, mom, that's disgusting. Also, I think it should be frog. She goes, what do you mean frog? I go, at 69, she gets a little frog in her throat. It's a frog like Kermit. She goes, no, no, no, it's fog like cum. And I was like, mom.

So now I'm a 16 year old virgin arguing about the sexual habits of two Muppets with my mom. It's probably why I'm still in therapy. It's probably also why I get an erection every time the Muppets come on. Or I talk to my mom. That's a joke. I'm kidding. I've never gotten hard watching the Muppets grow up. Thank you guys.

So now I'm a 16 year old virgin arguing about the sexual habits of two Muppets with my mom. It's probably why I'm still in therapy. It's probably also why I get an erection every time the Muppets come on. Or I talk to my mom. That's a joke. I'm kidding. I've never gotten hard watching the Muppets grow up. Thank you guys.

So now I'm a 16 year old virgin arguing about the sexual habits of two Muppets with my mom. It's probably why I'm still in therapy. It's probably also why I get an erection every time the Muppets come on. Or I talk to my mom. That's a joke. I'm kidding. I've never gotten hard watching the Muppets grow up. Thank you guys.

Six years ago. That's a long time. One full pandemic.

Six years ago. That's a long time. One full pandemic.

Six years ago. That's a long time. One full pandemic.

That I survived.

That I survived.

That I survived.

Yeah. You don't look a day over 450 pounds.

Yeah. You don't look a day over 450 pounds.

Yeah. You don't look a day over 450 pounds.

People do say I look young for my age, but that's just because I'm a health nut.

People do say I look young for my age, but that's just because I'm a health nut.