Todd Spodek

I mean, the easiest way to think about it is you get married, right? You're sharing income. You're sharing assets. And if, heaven forbid, you split up, you need to have some easy way to divide these things. Mm-hmm. If you've ever had a breakup before, you're familiar that those things never go well, right?

I mean, the easiest way to think about it is you get married, right? You're sharing income. You're sharing assets. And if, heaven forbid, you split up, you need to have some easy way to divide these things. Mm-hmm. If you've ever had a breakup before, you're familiar that those things never go well, right?

I mean, the easiest way to think about it is you get married, right? You're sharing income. You're sharing assets. And if, heaven forbid, you split up, you need to have some easy way to divide these things. Mm-hmm. If you've ever had a breakup before, you're familiar that those things never go well, right?

It's pretty rare, especially for you two, that your prior relationships went swimmingly, right? I'm sure you're getting hate mail to this day. So it would be really convenient if when shit hits the fan, you're like, oh shit, remember when we invested $5,000 25 years ago? You take this fucking house, I take this house, you take $50,000, and we walk away. So a prenup is such a small investment.

It's pretty rare, especially for you two, that your prior relationships went swimmingly, right? I'm sure you're getting hate mail to this day. So it would be really convenient if when shit hits the fan, you're like, oh shit, remember when we invested $5,000 25 years ago? You take this fucking house, I take this house, you take $50,000, and we walk away. So a prenup is such a small investment.

It's pretty rare, especially for you two, that your prior relationships went swimmingly, right? I'm sure you're getting hate mail to this day. So it would be really convenient if when shit hits the fan, you're like, oh shit, remember when we invested $5,000 25 years ago? You take this fucking house, I take this house, you take $50,000, and we walk away. So a prenup is such a small investment.

Is that what a divorce costs? If you have money.

Is that what a divorce costs? If you have money.

Is that what a divorce costs? If you have money.

Look, if you have assets, obviously if you don't have assets, you don't have these things, you don't got nothing to fight about. But even poor people who have nothing are fighting all day long. Yeah, yeah.

Look, if you have assets, obviously if you don't have assets, you don't have these things, you don't got nothing to fight about. But even poor people who have nothing are fighting all day long. Yeah, yeah.

Look, if you have assets, obviously if you don't have assets, you don't have these things, you don't got nothing to fight about. But even poor people who have nothing are fighting all day long. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And it's fucked up in New York and in a lot of states. If you're the moneyed spouse, you have to pay the attorney's fees for the other side. So now your wife's fucking someone else. The lawyer's fucking someone else.

Yeah. And it's fucked up in New York and in a lot of states. If you're the moneyed spouse, you have to pay the attorney's fees for the other side. So now your wife's fucking someone else. The lawyer's fucking someone else.

Yeah. And it's fucked up in New York and in a lot of states. If you're the moneyed spouse, you have to pay the attorney's fees for the other side. So now your wife's fucking someone else. The lawyer's fucking someone else.

Yeah. You could look it up. It's hot. I've seen those videos. It's right. It's an Al Pacino movie. It's a ripe situation for problems. Sure. Emotions are high. Emotions are high. You're celebratory sometimes. Sure. You need attention, blah, blah, blah. I mean, look, I've never seen it in my personal circle of friends and colleagues.

Yeah. You could look it up. It's hot. I've seen those videos. It's right. It's an Al Pacino movie. It's a ripe situation for problems. Sure. Emotions are high. Emotions are high. You're celebratory sometimes. Sure. You need attention, blah, blah, blah. I mean, look, I've never seen it in my personal circle of friends and colleagues.

Yeah. You could look it up. It's hot. I've seen those videos. It's right. It's an Al Pacino movie. It's a ripe situation for problems. Sure. Emotions are high. Emotions are high. You're celebratory sometimes. Sure. You need attention, blah, blah, blah. I mean, look, I've never seen it in my personal circle of friends and colleagues.

But there are lawyers and they get in trouble and it's, you know, you could look on the post. That's not illegal, though, for a lawyer to start banging. It's unethical. You're going to go in front of the board. You can't. Ethically, you cannot really enter into a relationship with a client. When they're no longer your client, that's fair game. But while they're your client.

But there are lawyers and they get in trouble and it's, you know, you could look on the post. That's not illegal, though, for a lawyer to start banging. It's unethical. You're going to go in front of the board. You can't. Ethically, you cannot really enter into a relationship with a client. When they're no longer your client, that's fair game. But while they're your client.