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Todd Spodek

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
684 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

But there are lawyers and they get in trouble and it's, you know, you could look on the post. That's not illegal, though, for a lawyer to start banging. It's unethical. You're going to go in front of the board. You can't. Ethically, you cannot really enter into a relationship with a client. When they're no longer your client, that's fair game. But while they're your client.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Is that true? Yeah, absolutely. So what happens is if you come to me, to my firm for a divorce consultation, tell me all your business and all your finances, and then you decide not to hire me. I possess that knowledge. If your wife or one of your baby mom is I don't know how many you got at this point in time comes to me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Is that true? Yeah, absolutely. So what happens is if you come to me, to my firm for a divorce consultation, tell me all your business and all your finances, and then you decide not to hire me. I possess that knowledge. If your wife or one of your baby mom is I don't know how many you got at this point in time comes to me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Is that true? Yeah, absolutely. So what happens is if you come to me, to my firm for a divorce consultation, tell me all your business and all your finances, and then you decide not to hire me. I possess that knowledge. If your wife or one of your baby mom is I don't know how many you got at this point in time comes to me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

comes to me and wants to talk to me about the case, but I know this information that I wouldn't know, but for you telling me, I cannot talk to him. You can't do it. You can't talk about it. So if you were smart and you hit a few people, you know. Take out some of the bigwigs. You know, it's a savvy move.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

comes to me and wants to talk to me about the case, but I know this information that I wouldn't know, but for you telling me, I cannot talk to him. You can't do it. You can't talk about it. So if you were smart and you hit a few people, you know. Take out some of the bigwigs. You know, it's a savvy move.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

comes to me and wants to talk to me about the case, but I know this information that I wouldn't know, but for you telling me, I cannot talk to him. You can't do it. You can't talk about it. So if you were smart and you hit a few people, you know. Take out some of the bigwigs. You know, it's a savvy move.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, absolutely. So I keep secrets for a living.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, absolutely. So I keep secrets for a living.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, absolutely. So I keep secrets for a living.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, I've had people come to my office who have killed people that day. No shit. Fuck, Addy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, I've had people come to my office who have killed people that day. No shit. Fuck, Addy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Yeah, I've had people come to my office who have killed people that day. No shit. Fuck, Addy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Not obviously that, but... I mean, no, I don't recommend homicide as a general activity.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Not obviously that, but... I mean, no, I don't recommend homicide as a general activity.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

Not obviously that, but... I mean, no, I don't recommend homicide as a general activity.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

There's a number of smart things. One... everything's fresh, right? So surveillance video that you could obtain is fresh. Eyewitness statements are fresh. If you're going to be arrested, you could at least go before a judge and say, look, I walked myself in. I surrendered.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

There's a number of smart things. One... everything's fresh, right? So surveillance video that you could obtain is fresh. Eyewitness statements are fresh. If you're going to be arrested, you could at least go before a judge and say, look, I walked myself in. I surrendered.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

There's a number of smart things. One... everything's fresh, right? So surveillance video that you could obtain is fresh. Eyewitness statements are fresh. If you're going to be arrested, you could at least go before a judge and say, look, I walked myself in. I surrendered.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Are You Garbage Goes to Court! (w/ Defense Attorney Todd Spodek)

I'll see you on Monday. So there's two scenarios about that, right? One is if you're wanted. So if you know the NYPD has an I-card, which means an internal document that says they're going to pick you up, or an arrest warrant or a bench warrant, and you know you're going to get arrested, you could hire a lawyer and your lawyer could arrange for you to surrender.