Tom Green

Insane.

I mean, somebody has probably fucked a turtle.

Yeah, people have fucked everything.

But no result because of the power, the nature has made these protections, thankfully.

They're so big.

Yeah, I've looked at these on the internet.

You know, the thing is, I guess a tiger and a lion and a donkey and a horse are close enough together in evolution to be able to...

to do this.

And there's, I guess, no animal that is close enough to us to be able to- Luckily.

Maybe just nobody's fucked the right thing yet to figure it out.

I've heard sort of internet conspiracy theories that there was a Russian experiment that went awry or something like this, but-

The Humanzee of Orange Park.

First of all, Humanzee is such a great name.

I mean, I almost wish it had worked just for that reason alone.

Humanzee.

I mean, there'd be Humanzees going around.

I sometimes think about the close calls I've had with...

A couple of times with animals where I wasn't really giving them the not like just understanding the power they had.

Like I had a chimpanzee on a show I did once on my TV show back in the day.

And, you know, it was a it was a trained animal.