Tom Green

Headline the club this weekend.

That was even more than I was expecting.

I just wanted to come down and see you and congratulate you on the club.

And the reason it's taken me so long is I had a fucked up thing that happened after I moved to the farm.

Basically...

Immediately after I moved to the farm and everything was going great, I had a major injury that I told you about.

I didn't get into too much detail about it, but I had a major injury in Costa Rica.

I went down there for a vacation, and there was a big bonfire on the beach, and everyone was having fun.

I went to bed in the hotel.

I wake up.

I decide to go back to the bonfire a few hours later.

It's like two in the morning at this point.

The fire has gotten a lot smaller.

I pick up a piece of driftwood off this beach and this remote beach, right?

I go up to throw the driftwood on the fire.

And the reason the fire had gotten smaller is the people that had been at the fire put out the fire by burying it in sand.

And they buried this huge bonfire that was about the size of this room in sand.

And so now there was just a little fire with sand covering hot coals about four feet leading up to it.

And I'm walking up to the thing.

You know, barefoot, right, in a bathing suit and a t-shirt with a piece of driftwood.