Tom Papley

It's great in many dishes.

Oh, here's the best advice.

I'm not sure about that.

This incorporates both of our stories.

Get a goat.

The goat will eat it.

A good goat will do that.

Why don't you get a goat?

Well, that's interesting because I went for a walk the other day and some people up the road have got four goats, not their goats.

They're actually hiring goats to go into their property and clear up everything, which is probably maybe they are eating onion grass.

They eat everything, the goats.

But unfortunately, the goats got out.

So there was four goats that were up and down the street.

And Brando, being a non-goat lover, he pulled off his lead.

So he was chasing the goats into one of the properties and, oh, hell was breaking loose.

There's a couple of pet regrets coming through.

Goats might be the answer.

Goats could be the answer.

It seems like a lot of these pet regrets happen from the shopping centres where people walk past a nice little fluffy dog in one of those pet shops and they decide to buy them and come home.

And old Mookers in Strathmore says...