Tom Rosenthal

This is why I've got kind of this, yeah, this hair at the moment.

Yeah, I like this look.

This is actually Alex Turner's kind of hair product, actually.

I've got lots of, like, quite heavy wax these days.

That's nice.

Thank you very much.

How old are you now?

I appreciate that.

I'm 38.

Are you married?

She's literally hitting on him.

Bizarrely, like two days ago, someone came up to me and said that that's where they first saw me.

And they really enjoyed it.

But then they said, you know, Chris had the funniest joke.

And I was like, what was that anyway?

It's when you said, I look like I buy breast milk on eBay.

Wow.

you said that and the guy was like that was so funny I don't even fully understand what that meant but I remember you saying it and everyone laughing you know what I remember mainly is that it was so terrifying and you said your first joke about me was like you said something about I look like I should be carried on someone's back carried up to Mordor or something it was some reference to Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones which I don't watch I don't know what it was I remember you saying that and everyone because before it I'm like okay what's he going to say he's going to have a go at my nose and my dough and I'll prep for all these lines

And you come out and you say to me, what sounds to me like gibberish.

And you just go... And then the whole room goes... And they laugh so much.