Tom Schwartz

Five milligrams or under, preferably. Yes. Because I've gone to the dark side.

Five milligrams or under, preferably. Yes. Because I've gone to the dark side.

Have you ever done enough to where you thought you were going to die?

Have you ever done enough to where you thought you were going to die?

Yes. Well, just a little Vanderpump lore in case like back when I think it was season nine when Max was on the show. Yeah. We were we were filming for Tom's birthday and we were all dressed up. I don't know if you remember this, but everyone was dressed up. We were at this cool, this cool venue out in the valley and there was a jar that my

Yes. Well, just a little Vanderpump lore in case like back when I think it was season nine when Max was on the show. Yeah. We were we were filming for Tom's birthday and we were all dressed up. I don't know if you remember this, but everyone was dressed up. We were at this cool, this cool venue out in the valley and there was a jar that my

buddy I won't say his name put out and it was all edible candy and he labeled it but Max didn't see the label and he ended up ingesting let's just say I'm being modest here or conservative I'd say 250 milligrams of edibles and Max just he likes to smoke a little bit he went on a journey he had an existential meltdown he thought he was going to have to go to the hospital I think he's still high to this day

buddy I won't say his name put out and it was all edible candy and he labeled it but Max didn't see the label and he ended up ingesting let's just say I'm being modest here or conservative I'd say 250 milligrams of edibles and Max just he likes to smoke a little bit he went on a journey he had an existential meltdown he thought he was going to have to go to the hospital I think he's still high to this day

You know what he thinks? He thinks he's a cup of orange juice and if he spills or tips over, he's going to die. No, that's an old, that's an old acid stereotype.

You know what he thinks? He thinks he's a cup of orange juice and if he spills or tips over, he's going to die. No, that's an old, that's an old acid stereotype.

Waking up still high is daunting. It's scary. Especially if you have a lot of responsibilities. Kids, a nine to five. My God.

Waking up still high is daunting. It's scary. Especially if you have a lot of responsibilities. Kids, a nine to five. My God.

Exactly. Exactly. Okay, another headline. I was combing headlines this morning. I wrote this one down. Kanye, our boy Ye, is done with anti-Semitism. I can't say it. Anti-Semitism, sorry. I have so many Jewish friends. Are you guys accepting this?

Exactly. Exactly. Okay, another headline. I was combing headlines this morning. I wrote this one down. Kanye, our boy Ye, is done with anti-Semitism. I can't say it. Anti-Semitism, sorry. I have so many Jewish friends. Are you guys accepting this?

I know, I'm torn because he's sort of woven into the fabric of America and my life, you know what I mean? It's like I walked out in my wedding to Flashlights by Kanye West. I mean, can we, I know it's such a cliche to say separate the human from the music.

I know, I'm torn because he's sort of woven into the fabric of America and my life, you know what I mean? It's like I walked out in my wedding to Flashlights by Kanye West. I mean, can we, I know it's such a cliche to say separate the human from the music.

I think it's a cop out, but like, I don't know. So I think, I feel like once they, I had to be careful what I say here, but we're supposed to be, we're supposed to be hot takes or at least lukewarm. But like once they make the music and put it out there, it almost becomes absorbed into, into your narrative and it becomes a part of your life or a soundtrack to a beautiful moment.

I think it's a cop out, but like, I don't know. So I think, I feel like once they, I had to be careful what I say here, but we're supposed to be, we're supposed to be hot takes or at least lukewarm. But like once they make the music and put it out there, it almost becomes absorbed into, into your narrative and it becomes a part of your life or a soundtrack to a beautiful moment.

And it sucks when they do something. What do you do then?

And it sucks when they do something. What do you do then?