Tom Schwartz

Which is information I... I don't need to know. It's too much. Just like I found out that Diddy apparently likes applesauce on his cheeseburgers. Yes. How fucked up is that?

Which is information I... I don't need to know. It's too much. Just like I found out that Diddy apparently likes applesauce on his cheeseburgers. Yes. How fucked up is that?

Exactly, you're right. Sweet and savory. There's been some abominations, truly heinous accusations, and people are testifying. So you watched Kid Cudi's testimony?

Exactly, you're right. Sweet and savory. There's been some abominations, truly heinous accusations, and people are testifying. So you watched Kid Cudi's testimony?

That is some mobster shit. And then Kid Cudi, I don't know if you saw before, when he showed up to the courtroom to testify, he had a leather jacket on and he was dragging a cigarette He looked iconic. You see somebody show up in a black leather jacket and a cigarette. And jeans. They're ready for some no-nonsense bullshit.

That is some mobster shit. And then Kid Cudi, I don't know if you saw before, when he showed up to the courtroom to testify, he had a leather jacket on and he was dragging a cigarette He looked iconic. You see somebody show up in a black leather jacket and a cigarette. And jeans. They're ready for some no-nonsense bullshit.

Yes, exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah. We can't say that anymore. No, but he looked like he was ready to spill the tea. Yeah. You guys, we got car alarms. We'll just keep talking. But no, to me, he might be the new Marlboro Man.

Yes, exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah. We can't say that anymore. No, but he looked like he was ready to spill the tea. Yeah. You guys, we got car alarms. We'll just keep talking. But no, to me, he might be the new Marlboro Man.

He was my spirit animal right before I went into the season 10 Vanderpump Rules reunion. I think symbolically I was rocking a black leather jacket, dragging a cigarette, just like, ugh. He could have gotten that jacket sponsored and it would have been sold out. I mean, it was iconic. Is it okay for me to say it was iconic?

He was my spirit animal right before I went into the season 10 Vanderpump Rules reunion. I think symbolically I was rocking a black leather jacket, dragging a cigarette, just like, ugh. He could have gotten that jacket sponsored and it would have been sold out. I mean, it was iconic. Is it okay for me to say it was iconic?

I think back, you know, part of me is even scared to mention this because all of a sudden, Tom Schwartz went to a white party. But when I first moved to L.A., I remember back in like 2010, I bartended there. a white party in Beverly Hills, like the daytime. I guess apparently it gets freaky when the sun goes down from what I've read.

I think back, you know, part of me is even scared to mention this because all of a sudden, Tom Schwartz went to a white party. But when I first moved to L.A., I remember back in like 2010, I bartended there. a white party in Beverly Hills, like the daytime. I guess apparently it gets freaky when the sun goes down from what I've read.

No, no, no. It was in Beverly Hills. It was outdoors. And I saw every, I saw so many celebrities. I can't remember one in particular, but I remember I just arrived in LA and I had stars in my eyes and I'm like, I'm bartending Pete Diddy's white party. And now just thinking back in hindsight, like all the horrible things that happened to after that, my God.

No, no, no. It was in Beverly Hills. It was outdoors. And I saw every, I saw so many celebrities. I can't remember one in particular, but I remember I just arrived in LA and I had stars in my eyes and I'm like, I'm bartending Pete Diddy's white party. And now just thinking back in hindsight, like all the horrible things that happened to after that, my God.

That's what I mean, and also, but when they find out you did attend one, if your name's on the list, they slippery slope you. You're a groomer, you're creepy, pedophile, you're a monster, you know what I mean? It's scary if your name, if you've ever attended one Diddy party, it's scary.

That's what I mean, and also, but when they find out you did attend one, if your name's on the list, they slippery slope you. You're a groomer, you're creepy, pedophile, you're a monster, you know what I mean? It's scary if your name, if you've ever attended one Diddy party, it's scary.

Kiki knows how to freak off. I know. No, it's very heavy, but it's fun to like just to make not to make light of it. But, you know, it's OK to laugh a little.

Kiki knows how to freak off. I know. No, it's very heavy, but it's fun to like just to make not to make light of it. But, you know, it's OK to laugh a little.

Why are we so fascinated as a society with these things? I was talking about it earlier. It was like I was reading about. Well, Kris Jenner looks amazing. I was reading about her facelift. Oh my God. She looks insane. She looks like Kim. She looks like an amalgam of all of her daughters. Yeah. In the best possible way. It was great work. I wrote it down. Apparently it's like a deep plane facelift.

Why are we so fascinated as a society with these things? I was talking about it earlier. It was like I was reading about. Well, Kris Jenner looks amazing. I was reading about her facelift. Oh my God. She looks insane. She looks like Kim. She looks like an amalgam of all of her daughters. Yeah. In the best possible way. It was great work. I wrote it down. Apparently it's like a deep plane facelift.